i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don't get it
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i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don't get it
acts of love:
taking pics of ur friends without them asking u to bc they looked so pretty in that exact moment
randomly giving tiny gifts (a comic book that ur friend likes, a heart-shaped piece of paper with a sweet message on it)
handwritten letters with cute stickers
remembering what ur friend likes or dislikes
inside jokes
long phone calls
facetiming while ur both doing something else (study dates like that are on another level of intimacy)
cooking something for ur friend
sending texts when u randomly think abt them
listening without judging
making someone laughs so hard that their whole body shakes
hanging out in furniture stores nd testing every couch there is
deep conversations when it's deep in the night
holding hands while jaywalking so that u Both get hit by a car
randomly buying a flower for someone
letting ur friends taste ur food and also tasting theirs to the point where u basically ate a fair amount off of each plate on the table
"give me that I'll carry it for u"
helping ur friend decide what to wear while also reminding them that they look amazing no matter what
being involved in every bad hair decision (dyeing ur friend's hair grey in between playing with their switch)
paying attention
being aware nd understanding of someone's financial situation ("dw I'll pay for u")
looking stupid in public together (dancing in stores to overplayed pop songs, singing loudly in ur car)
hugging people when u say hi and goodbye to them
being there for someone even if u can't help them
"this reminded me of u"
allowing people to be human, with everything that this entails
“When I started working in theatre in England, I would meet people, and they would say ‘Oh, I voted for Margaret Thatcher.’ The first time I heard someone saying that, I honestly thought they were joking. I’d be thinking, I have never met anyone from your world. What’s it like? Do you roast children over open fires?”
— David Tennant (via tennantsabout )
i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis
it censored the butt in butter
this game is rated M
reeses penis FUCKer cups
literally anyone: [overwatch things]
me: [nodding, pretending i understand. i do not.]
Apparently at conservative birthday parties the host eats all the cake and the guests fight over the crumbs that trickle down.
lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes
yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?
Yes, and I’ve spoken to my therapist about it, who offered an explanation:
She says that people who from a young age were made to feel like they kept doing things wrong - people who’s parents had impossibly high standards for them, people who were bullied, people who have special needs, people who didn’t develop crushes on the “right” people, people who didn’t act like the “right” gender - basically ended up being made to feel guilty so much that guilt became their default response to everything. Guilt became the emotional response to anything which the person didn’t already have a set emotion for.
People for whom guilt is the default emotional response are also more likely to have low self-esteem, doubt their own experiences, and experience impostor syndrome. So, watch out for that too guys
“next year’s 2020″ : not terrible
“this decade ends in 2 months” : bad
“1980 was nearly 40 years ago” : somehow the worst thing i’ve ever read
friend with a bad idea:👀
me:👀
david and patrick are the enemies to friends to lovers trope except they were only enemies for 2 hours and david was the only one who thought they were enemies thanks for coming to my ted talk
#patrick: *perfectly polite conversation* #david: some GUY basically told me my BUSINESS is a FAILURE??????????
patrick: i’m just gonna ask you these questions on the form you have to fill out it’s my job david: who the fuck is this guy? who the fuck does he think he is?
#patrick: what’s your business plan?
#david: so i was the VICTIM of a HATE CRIME???????
#stevie: i have never met this man but i am almost certain that is not what happened
those posts like "i wish platonic 'i love yous' were socially acceptable 😔" are so bizarre to me like...do your friends not say i love you?? are yall okay???
please stop forcing me to look at fucking big mouth every time I open Netflix. this should be considered a crime
[Description: A Shell ad that has been half torn off the interior of a bus, revealing a Cif ad underneath. Together the two adds make the sentence Our Goal is to - completely kill the planet - & 99% of bacteria on it for the - lowest price. ]
*thinks back to 5 years ago to a random conversation* i was right