it’s so weird how like… my strap is right here, and yet no one is bouncing on it? not a single woman is shyly spreading her thighs while i coat my strap with lube? there’s not even one woman scratching at my back trying desperately to get me closer even though every feasible part of my body is pressed flush to hers while i fuck her brainless
and i’d like to complain about it.


















