every single time Eufrasio appears; let's see how often he drinks/smokes. buckle up because this is a long one
introductory scene Drinking: No Smoking: Yes
cheerfully prepping to pull a guy's teeth out. also with the iconic "i got me a smith & wesson with six bullets in the cylinder" line Drinking: No Smoking: Yes
family life montage Drinking: Yes Smoking: No
christmas party Drinking: Yes Smoking: Yes
side note, he definitely figured out jules was gay in this scene, and i am 100% certain that when he later says "the chicks love that" about jules' bruises he was just thinly veiling the "i think your mugshot is sexy" comment
i'm-a-capo party. this narration makes me want to bawl my eyes out Drinking: Yes Smoking: No
life as capo montage. counting these as one because they are on the same day. he's clearly drunk in the third to a degree that the previous scene cannot account for so even though we don't see it i am going with Drinking: Yes Smoking: No
meeting with adam. insert joke here about the wife meeting the goomar Drinking: No Smoking: No
french dream scene Drinking: No Smoking: Yes
the "you didn't say no did you" scene Drinking: No Smoking: No
being a sore loser at gambling, and jules going "look how great of a friend i am" Drinking: Yes Smoking: No
couch scene. even though he's drunk out of his mind technically he doesnt drink anything in this scene and he's only drunk from the previous one so i'm gonna have to say Drinking: No Smoking: No
meeting discussing mole problem + upcoming dinner party Drinking: No Smoking: No
car scene, aka photos taken moments before tragedy Drinking: No Smoking: No
Drinks in: 5/13 scenes Smokes in: 4/13 scenes For a total of 8 scenes where he is doing either with 1 where he is doing both.
Conclusion: il ne peut pas se bander
Read it. Read it until the very end.
Until the very last sentence.
Trust me.












