Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
DEAR READER
#extradirty
pixel skylines
tannertan36
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shark vs the universe
Jules of Nature
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Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
will byers stan first human second
Kiana Khansmith
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
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I’m Kevin
IM FUCKING SCREAMING AT THE BLURRED OUT HUGE ASS DILDO! Like were they even trying to hide it?!?
cursed video
“so what’s happenin’?”
Omg I’m kevin too
I’m the hysterical crying
First thing I’ve reblogged in years. This is why I have protocols in place in the event of my untimely demise. No friend is greater than the friend that confiscates your bdsm gear and cleans your hard drive before your "family” gets to it.
from the album The Naughty Contest
But you ain't never fucked the body of a voyeuristic ghost...
You don’t know awkward till you’re masturbating and glance over and see your cat staring at you
direct
eye contact
Better that than it eating your stash and making you toss its salad to get fucked up. (See
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for more details)
It's true.
If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! NSFW Life Hacks Part 1 Here
Our lives are forever changed.
hexagons / stars
If a sign tells you to cum, you should probably listen to it. #stockholm #clubwear?
Le Sexoflex: 4ever Nasty! #stockholm #LSOF #hoodiepinup #isthatahashtag
Pussi! As good as it looks in Norway and everywhere.
Can we just talk about that scene with Cersei and Jamie Lannister for a second?
Damn that penis is PINK!
What is this?
*this message is endorsed by Le Sexoflex
"Honey, I can't find the bone sucking sauce anywhere."
"It's in aisle 4 right next to the Party Dip."
"This is going to be the best orgy ever!"
#BASEDONATRUESTORY
Soundtrack for the day available @ LESEXOFLEX.COM
#PIGGY #GETNASTY
#WHORGANIZING #GAWDDAMNWEHAVESOMEAMAZINGOUTFITS #PEEPPEEP #LESEXOFLEX
Happy Vagintine's Day! The LE SEXOFLEX edition of the Unofficial Distorted View Bar Guide has hit the e-presses like butts on copy machines! Thank you Halleys Comet and Matthew Wunderlich for reaching around to touch us, and use the contents of what you found to make some delicious (wait, we haven't tried them yet) recipes.
Look through the table of contents and you'll see the following titles that may ring a bell...
Burger in Your Butt (based off of our chart topper* Poop On Face)
Dragon*Con-coction (the official Le Sexoflex cocktail for conventions)
Jizz Baguette (the name for our alter-alter-egos and our backup squad)
Juiceboxxx (sip)
Middle Class Baller (Kroger Plus)
Peep Peep (you know)
The Very British, Princess Genius (you, you know)
Toxic Shock Syndrome (a public service announcement regarding T.S.S.)
Kindle-gift this to someone you find mildly amusing!
xoxo
Flexxxholes
Distorted View minion Matthew Miller is releasing an orgy of DV-themed cocktails tomorrow, including *several* Le Sexoflex ones. Here's a peep hole into the void with a DELICIOUS-sounding Middle Class Ballers cocktail, based off the self same track on our 2009 LE MIXXXTAPE, Invagine the Pussibilities!!!
Vagintine's Day is nigh!
Vodka juice boxes… 37.5%, and with a straw http://thelandofwtf.tumblr.com
SIP SIP SIPPY
