L’espion Blu

[lespion-blu]

I was informed that I must make an introduction.

I am The Spy.

Now go away.

[bestistbostonboy69]

What do you think of father's day?

id say good dads deserve it.

[lespion-blu]

Is that why you gave me a mug that just said 'WORLD'S' with 'best' and 'dad' scribbled out??

[bestistbostonboy69]

milk is so frickin good. big L for them lactoes intollerents.

[lespion-blu]

Rude.

[bestistbostonboy69]

Hey man, how's it-LOOK OUT THERES A BLU SPY BEHIND YOU!!!!!!! 😱😱🫵🫵!!!

@lespion-blu damn get off my back.

[lespion-blu]

Non, watching you fail is a wonderful kind of amusement.

[bestistbostonboy69]

Can I draw you like one of my French girls. . . French boys?. . . Whatever applies

is this angle good?

[lespion-blu]

Get out of the way, you look foolish. I want to see that handsome man in the background.

[bestistbostonboy69]

happy mothers day, mommas!!

dont forget to say 'i love ya' to your ma. i love my ma. shes da best.

[lespion-blu]

I love your mother, too.

[lespion-blu]

If anyone to curious to why I don't appear often, it's because I have a job unlike some of you.

And too many burner phones to keep track of. Every new phone, I have to remember the password to this hell site.

But do be assured, I will get round to answering eventually. Thank you for your time and questions, mes amis.

[lespion-blu]

Hey Spy, do you think I could catch a break from being stabbed in the back if I treated you to some steak with béarnaise sauce? Some Bordeaux, even?

Tempting offer, but free food doesn't pay the bills.

Stabbing, however, does.

[bestistbostonboy69]

dude just reme,ebrd his password.

[lespion-blu]

Well I can't write it down now, can I? Mon dieu.

[lespion-blu]

hey look at this thing

Reminds me of something...

@bestistbostonboy69

[lespion-blu]

Hey Spy, do you think I could catch a break from being stabbed in the back if I treated you to some steak with béarnaise sauce? Some Bordeaux, even?

Tempting offer, but free food doesn't pay the bills.

Stabbing, however, does.

[lespion-blu]

Im gonna put you in a cute little hat so you dont get cold ❤

.... Merci... ?

At least make it match my suit.

[lespion-blu]

this may have already been asked- do you enjoy cigars? Youd seem like the type of person to buy quality cuban cigars

I do enjoy a cigar on the rare occasion, but for every day use I prefer a thiner cigarette with a menthol filter.

If I make my own cigarettes, heaven forbid, I have flavoured rolling tobacco. The flavours either being vanilla or black cherry.

[lespion-blu]

okay but hot chocolate in france is a completely different thing from "hot chocolate" in the states.

I dont think youd ever like the US version of hot chocolate (because honestly its really bad) and thats why everyone was surprised when you said you preferred it

I will agree there, the American kind is... Something. A bad something. Absolutely atrocious, actually.

I have Swiss hot cocoa imported, and when I'm feeling nice in the winter and autumn months, I so graciously allow the other mercs to have some.

[lespion-blu]

@redbostonboy

[redbostonboy]

they're trying to KILL ME and keep me DEAD.

[lespion-blu]

Third times a charm, as they say.

[lespion-blu]

@redbostonboy

[lespion-blu]

ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT @bestistbostonboy69 PLEASE READ

This is an OOC post. Currently @bestistbostonboy69 has had his account flagged wrongly and had it deactivated and is currently trying to get it back.

(My discord conversation with him crashing out)

We'll keep everyone updated.

[bestistbostonboy69]

ya think miss pauling woud like sum flowers?

[lespion-blu]

I think she'd like a woman more.