L’espion Blu

[lespion-blu]

I was informed that I must make an introduction.

I am The Spy.

Now go away.

[bestistbostonboy69]

Can I draw you like one of my French girls. . . French boys?. . . Whatever applies

is this angle good?

[lespion-blu]

Get out of the way, you look foolish. I want to see that handsome man in the background.

[bestistbostonboy69]

happy mothers day, mommas!!

dont forget to say 'i love ya' to your ma. i love my ma. shes da best.

[lespion-blu]

I love your mother, too.

[lespion-blu]

If anyone to curious to why I don't appear often, it's because I have a job unlike some of you.

And too many burner phones to keep track of. Every new phone, I have to remember the password to this hell site.

But do be assured, I will get round to answering eventually. Thank you for your time and questions, mes amis.

[lespion-blu]

Hey Spy, do you think I could catch a break from being stabbed in the back if I treated you to some steak with béarnaise sauce? Some Bordeaux, even?

Tempting offer, but free food doesn't pay the bills.

Stabbing, however, does.

[bestistbostonboy69]

dude just reme,ebrd his password.

[lespion-blu]

Well I can't write it down now, can I? Mon dieu.

[lespion-blu]

hey look at this thing

Reminds me of something...

@bestistbostonboy69

[lespion-blu]

Hey Spy, do you think I could catch a break from being stabbed in the back if I treated you to some steak with béarnaise sauce? Some Bordeaux, even?

Tempting offer, but free food doesn't pay the bills.

Stabbing, however, does.

[lespion-blu]

Im gonna put you in a cute little hat so you dont get cold ❤

.... Merci... ?

At least make it match my suit.

[lespion-blu]

this may have already been asked- do you enjoy cigars? Youd seem like the type of person to buy quality cuban cigars

I do enjoy a cigar on the rare occasion, but for every day use I prefer a thiner cigarette with a menthol filter.

If I make my own cigarettes, heaven forbid, I have flavoured rolling tobacco. The flavours either being vanilla or black cherry.

[lespion-blu]

okay but hot chocolate in france is a completely different thing from "hot chocolate" in the states.

I dont think youd ever like the US version of hot chocolate (because honestly its really bad) and thats why everyone was surprised when you said you preferred it

I will agree there, the American kind is... Something. A bad something. Absolutely atrocious, actually.

I have Swiss hot cocoa imported, and when I'm feeling nice in the winter and autumn months, I so graciously allow the other mercs to have some.

[lespion-blu]

@redbostonboy

[redbostonboy]

they're trying to KILL ME and keep me DEAD.

[lespion-blu]

Third times a charm, as they say.

[lespion-blu]

@redbostonboy

[lespion-blu]

ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT @bestistbostonboy69 PLEASE READ

This is an OOC post. Currently @bestistbostonboy69 has had his account flagged wrongly and had it deactivated and is currently trying to get it back.

(My discord conversation with him crashing out)

We'll keep everyone updated.

[bestistbostonboy69]

ya think miss pauling woud like sum flowers?

[lespion-blu]

I think she'd like a woman more.

[theredbushman]

singular french fry

Clearly not, mate. This cursed bloody website says it's somethin' much more sinister than that. Perhaps it's been poisoned.

[theredbushman]

Ah, no wait, I got it. It's 'cause it's French.

[bestistbostonboy69]

@rouge-et-roses @lespion-blu

tumbers sayin you twos should die.

[lespion-blu]

We fight to the death all day. We need a break.

[bestistbostonboy69]

Would you rather be a cat for a year or commit cannibalism once.

uh. cat. dat caniballism thing is nasty as all hell.

id rather be a cat for a year. dat soudns fun. id knock shit off so many tables.

[lespion-blu]

Cannibalism isn't so bad.

[bestistbostonboy69]

Scout, what about non-binary folk???

Asking as an non-binary person

wats dat mean?? aint dat code or sumth.

[lespion-blu]

I will explain it later. Idiot.