Please, Don't Take My Sunshine Away

Sydney Skank 20 Flawless

[thegirlwhocrieswolf]

A line from my novel Sad Girls, available May 30, 2017. Click to pre-order your copy now! 

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[reconcicle]

there are five frogs staring at me right now

[adambloghart]

but only one can be america’s next top model

[passionchangeverything]

[sugarinteriora]

[artifuls]

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

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THIS

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Me: I’m going to bed Me for the next hour and a half: reads about unsolved mysteries

[ruinedchildhood]

[misomeru]

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