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Liz • 23 • CT

[maymeteorite]

me: :(

the moon: 🌙

me: :)

[doujinshi]

[destroymylife]

[waitinforus]

“We live our lives like we’re ready to die”

— Bring Me the Horizon “Shadow Moses”

[hella90s]

“It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” ― Albus Dumbledore

We think Dumbledore may have been referring to playing “Cards Against Muggles” but who really knows 🤷

What we do know for sure is that this game is HILARIOUS. Filled with 1000+ tasteless Harry Potter references, strictly for Potterheads over the age of 18, and not suitable for family gatherings. A must have for all Harry Potter fans with an evil sense of humour. 

Get yours HERE

[pessimisticfvck]

my scars are fading but my sadness isn’t

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[inabikari]

Sorry about the pigtails, guys. It just tones down the testosterone a little bit.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[adhighdefinition]

[alrightevans-deactivated2015091]

im still counting on one last wave of puberty to come really late and make me hot

[pokemon-personalities]

an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important 

[porterr-robinson]

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

LMFAOO

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

This shit has me dying still

[letitcome--letitbe]

i’m literally sobbing 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[depression-healthy-carrier]

[otokojo-deactivated20171218]

[majortvjunkie]

[the-poor-decision]

Ness has really taken a turn since the last earthbound game…

[lyricsposting]

BMTH

BMTH 2015: So, you can drag me through hell If it meant I could hold your hand I will follow you, ‘cause I’m under your spell And you can throw me to the flames

BMTH 2019: I know I said I was under your spell But this hex is on another level And I know I said you could drag me through Hell But I hoped you wouldn’t fuck the Devil

[rickmvx-deactivated20150128]

[sntg]

i think about this video a lot

[harperandmary]

Wtf is going on

[no-chill-at-all]

[mockingburb]

Hey y’all film crew member here. For those of you asking, they’re running like that to stay out of the shot.  For us crew we TRY OUR HARDEST TO NOT GET FILMED. IT’S IMPORTANT. It’s like playing the floor is lava but with a side of “you’re fired” if you lose too many times.  We’ll do anythING to not be seen. Duck around corners, dive under tables, jump in the bushes, assume fetal position on the floor, climb trees, get in the robot, hide in the trojan horse, become a vampire, you fuckin name it.  My fav game while watching a movie is “guess where the crew is hiding in this shot” it’s great fun you should try it.  The only problem in this particular shot is there is nowhere to hide except behind the camera which IS MOVING REALLY FAST.  Why they didn’t just leave the room I have no idea. it could be any number of reasons. Time, lack of proper equipment, need to supervise/direct, etc.  The real question is how the hell did Gaga not fucking lose it seeing a herd of film nerds scamper desperately in circles behind the camera