Simon

[that-is-not-fake]

fourth wall break my beloved

[vivienvalentino]

“We came up with the last robot on Earth, this robot that just keeps doing the same thing, that got left on for whatever reason, and it’s just doing the same job. And I just thought that was the saddest character I had ever heard of.” — Andrew Stanton WALL·E 2008 | dir. Andrew Stanton

[funnypicsdept]

[showtimechamaco]

[safitheartist]

Power move.

[homuras]

*:･ﾟ✧ Shiny Pokémon + Colors ✧･ﾟ:*

[gayratslut]

you know how eleanor shellstrop said 

“side note: I might legit be into tahani…. but that’s for another time.”

for another time.

another time

when is that time

[witchhzel]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

[duskeos]

k

-professor

[ischemgeek]

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

[helloitsbees]

reblog to save a life holy shit

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[theslaybymic]

Watch: Kristen Bell opens up about the mental health double standard and how she manages her own struggle.

Follow @this-is-life-actually

[laureninlilly]

Hit reblog on this so hard

[geniusorinsanity]

SHOUT OUT TO KRISTEN BELL’S MOM THOUGH? WHAT KIND OF FANTASTIC SELF-AWARE PARENTING, WELL DONE MA'AM

[pervocracy]

Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

[argumate]

why would you do this

[pervocracy]

It just seems right?

[phansterdam]

A Therapy Session For Homophobic People

[kulotnaanonymous]

BeChloeIsReal 💞

l i k e or ©kulotnaanonymous

[babyanimalgifs]

[elliehopaunt-deactivated2025073]

worth watching for the end

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[shelbymelissa]

And Happy Easter! Lol.

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

[carryontoabetterplaceabettertime]

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

[deanprincesster-deactivated2017]

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

[phoebedynevors]

#this beautiful glo up though (◕‿◕✿)

[racheldunca]

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