Chaos (served with Chips)

Hannah • 23 • either a dumb smartass or a smart dumbass take your pick

[flowerstides]

come out and play by billie eilish

[solidaritywitheveryone-deactiva]

[vladtheunfollower]

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[rosentraume]

[bysaestyl]

its 6 am and i should be asleep but please look at this absolute gem i found in youtube comments:

[lenaoxton]

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[jaurnnn]

ring the alarm! i been through this too long! but i’ll be DAMNED if i see another chick on your arm!

[solidaritywitheveryone-deactiva]

Have a seat comrade

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[lumnch]

In honor of this post reaching 100,000 notes my nips are now banned from Tumblr

[lumnch]

This is what they saw, all that time ago, like a cat before a storm

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics. 

“Increases your chances by 80%” does not mean “there is now an 80% chance”. 

If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%. 

if your chances were roughly 1%, they’re now just slightly less than 2%. 

thats how that works. 

[hopeful-weirdo]

Wow I don’t understand math at all

[freinhardt56]

‘if you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%’ is a line I hear alot.

It goes up from .5% to 1%

[fandomlockedfan]

I think my brain just stopped working

[authorgirl1111]

100% is just another way of saying twice more likely. So 100% more basically means multiply the number you do have by 2.

[thecreatorsproject]

[10knotes]

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

This is very good.

[parthenogenon]

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

[heauxset---tastoned-deactivated]

It’s wax.

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[ironpour]

[sobeitjay2]

Some people just be filler episodes

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

my christmas wish is for men to act normal for five fucking minutes

[the-memedaddy]

[ircgalleria]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn