the way out is 👉 right now & 🫵 right here

"post-feminist" IDC about men, or women who care about men, or women who care about women who care about men "but that's everyone" yes! good luck and may god speed you all i am currently "afk" and not making "effort posts"

[suinhe]

A note to all women

[iloveyou9]

MISERABLE young woman WHINES about LAME life

[samirasystole]

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

[girltown420]

have a good rest of ur scroll & i hope u live a long life & i hope all ur dreams come true farewell

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[shihlun]

Chinese Girls with their bikes, Tianjin, 1945.

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[thefiresontheheight]

A woman not shaving or wearing a dress or wearing makeup or wearing femme clothes or having styled or long hair or caring how she looks or using a masc name or whatever else is actually a neutral thing and not a sign of her being depressed or giving up or being sad or whatever

[female-uncle]

I think women should stop posting our selfies online tbh. For one thing, people can now generate porn out of you with a push of a button. For another, it is free labor we are doing that inevitably will become wank material for a man. I think a women's strike needs to be taken to the digital world and this would be a great way to start.

[untitledorb]

i read the sentence “abusers groom their character witnesses as carefully as they groom their victims” (in a comment thread in response to a “but i know [the accused] and hes such a nice man!!”) and it’s blowing my mind a weird amount even though i guess i already knew that

[my-vanishing-777]

As gender identity ideology begins to spread in Japan, signs are being posted on the doors of public restrooms specifying that the women's toilets are not for men, and that this rule is a protection against voyeurism.

[diana-lostandfound]

This series is incredible, I was obsessed with it growing up and was reminded of it today. Looking back, it had SUCH a huge influence on me and gave me a framework to think about how to survive in a world that hates you simply because you dared to be born a girl. Had me doing pushups every night at 10 and dressed up as Keladry on 3 separate Halloweens. Highly recommend!!!

[json-derulo]

endlessly funny that some pets will just decide they are service animals now without any training or feedback from humans. babygirl no one hired you. you do not have a license for this

[json-derulo]

I’m not talking about humans pretending their untrained pets are service animals so they can bring them places they shouldn’t be allowed. I’m talking about my dog, who took one look at the two people with severe ADHD time-blindness and executive dysfunction who adopted him and was like, “Great. I am your Watch Dog now, as in, dog who functions like a watch. That is, if your watch was a seven-pound furby that could run this house like the goddamn navy. I will catapult myself onto your chest and nip at your hands when you fail to get up and Do Things in response to my incessant whining that it is Time For You To Eat Lunch/Get Out Of Bed/Go Exercise/Take Your Meds/Etc Now Now Right Now. This is a service I provide for to Helping You. No, you cannot opt out of the Helping You. Do not attempt to resist the Helping You.”

[json-derulo]

⬆️ Trained Professional

[json-derulo]

[ineffectualdemon]

My cat knows when I should stay in bed and screams at me until I do and then sits on me so I don't get back up. If I do get up she follows me and screams until I sit down again

She knows by sniffing my mouth first. Which she does at least once a day

When I am struggling to eat she'll do her "I need food" act even when her food is full until I eat

[fallowthistlefield]

@thebibliosphere I think we've found Holly Mop's people

[thebibliosphere]

Some beloved critters really take the ‘companion’ role so seriously they train themselves to go above and beyond to the point where you’ll find yourself being bullied into lying down by a 10lb Shih Tzu. And then they’re right. You were getting a migraine. (It’s me. I’m in bed with a migraine with a 10lb Shih Tzu lying on top of me.)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i can never be upset with those i love for disagreeing with me not only because it’s a completely natural human phenomenon for your beliefs not to align perfectly but also frankly i dont even agree with everything i say. something i just say stuff because it seemed fun

[ozempicofficial]

[parthenogenon]

Straight sex should be worse. Straight women are having the only sex that results in human life, and it's not for having human life. It's to make sure the leaky faucet doesn't spill on the ground. Why should anyone orgasm from routine plumbing maintenance.