Permanent Starter Call / Plotter
All right, everyone! Here's Osomatsu's permanent starter call and relationship plotter! Here are the things you're dying to know, the things you're not sure about, and I'm going to tell you all of it! To start things off, by simply liking this post, you're giving me permission to...
Write starters for you
Reply to your open threads
Send IC asks
Meme on you
I’d also like to say that I’ll still ask for permission to continue more raunchy threads, since I know not everyone is entirely comfortable with sexual themes. With that out of the way, if you’re looking to be in a relationship with Osomatsu but don’t know what relationship that would be, here are some options for you.
Close Friends: Contrary to how much of a fun-loving and carefree guy Osomatsu is, he doesn’t get along with just anyone. These are typically people who bring a spirit of personal freedom that Osomatsu feels comfortable to be around with. Let sleeping dogs lie and Osomatsu will your (mostly) loyal pal.
Enemies: Osomatsu despises being tied down in routines and formal commitments. Trying to force rules, expectations, or even one’s good will onto Osomatsu is an easy way to get on his bad side and have him chew you out. As a result of virgin NEET envy, “goody two-shoes” and “normies” will often find themselves here.
Lovers: Even if you were to start dating Osomatsu (but why would you?), the main problem of maintaining a loving relationship with Osomatsu is that he is incredibly impatient. Osomatsu has a lot of energy and expectations (maybe too much), and as time goes on and the relationship isn’t as stimulating as he thought it would be, it's likely that he'll turn his attention to someone else. Basically, he’s easy to get but hard to keep.
Fellow NEET: Don’t have a job? Cool, come sit down with Osomatsu and do nothing with him all day.
Other: Have an idea that’s not listed? Feel free to contact me OOC and we can talk about it.
