Primary Pairing: NicoMaki
Words: 877
Rating: G, probably, mild T at best
AU: Werewolf (possibly others?)
Authorās Note: Itās AU August, which is something in which Iāve not often participated, but adore the idea. Recently, @lonelypond tagged me to choose a prompt, which resulted in this lovely work. At least I assume itās lovely based on the authorās prior work; I havenāt had a chance to read it, but intend to do so later today.
Anyway, the list has been simmering in the back of my mind for a few days. And I had a silly idea for a Cryptid Theater prompt as I walked to the kitchen for some water after waking up wa~y to early this morning. Then I couldnāt stop thinking about it and couldnāt get back to sleep. So I got back up and wrote this. And here is the sleep deprived, decaffeinated result.
Notes edited with credit to @daily-nicotine
āI canāt believe you would do this to me!ā Nico fumed as she paced around the dressing room.
āWhatever do you mean, Nicocchi?ā Nozomi inquired innocently.
āDonāt play coy with me!ā Nico paused to point. āYou recommended this⦠this circus to me!ā
āI did.ā Nozomi confirmed. āAs your agent, I thought this role would suit my client perfectly.ā
āYou mean you saw an opportunity to make fun of me.ā Nico growled back.
Nozomi donned a hurt expression. āYou donāt like the production?ā
āItās a joke!ā Nico declared. āThe whole thing is one big joke! I mean of course it is. A show about werewolves titled āPutting on Hairsā?! What else could it possibly be but a horrible, B-rate comedy? Or tragedy more like.ā