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Hey folks! It’s your favorite all powerful algebralien ⭐️

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awh, look who's pissy~ pissy wissy widdle number~ awhhhh~ so angry with your tantrums~

I WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE.

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hold on did one just abduct Camping Book for no reason???

no like what reason would she have for getting them?

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I adopted that kid completely legally fuck off

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...well?

I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW.

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oh hiiii- oh you’re small right now. that’s okay i already have a little version of you that i know. wanna play a game?

*she shakes her head no. She also growls at you. Why she so grumpy ☹️*

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*it frowned a little. if they didn’t want to play, what did they want to do instead..?*

okay… you tired? or do you want something to eat? both of those cause people to be mad i think.

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*she nods, which sadly doesn’t tell you which one of those options is correct. She’s a baby so she couldn’t really tell you anyway.*

[thenumberwhoeatspeople]

hm… you can have some food, i have some on me. here ya go.

*blood gave her a handful of berries, probably from the woods.*

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*..she just. Stares at them. Seems that isn’t what she wants.*

[thenumberwhoeatspeople]

okay… you can go to sleep right over here, if you want.

*fourteen sat down in the grass and beckoned for her to come as well.*

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*she follows, and lays down in the grass. It’s surprisingly cozy…*

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Alright! < tucks the plushie in with her >

*she quickly falls asleep…cuteeeee…*

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oh hiiii- oh you’re small right now. that’s okay i already have a little version of you that i know. wanna play a game?

*she shakes her head no. She also growls at you. Why she so grumpy ☹️*

[thenumberwhoeatspeople]

*it frowned a little. if they didn’t want to play, what did they want to do instead..?*

okay… you tired? or do you want something to eat? both of those cause people to be mad i think.

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*she nods, which sadly doesn’t tell you which one of those options is correct. She’s a baby so she couldn’t really tell you anyway.*

[thenumberwhoeatspeople]

hm… you can have some food, i have some on me. here ya go.

*blood gave her a handful of berries, probably from the woods.*

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*..she just. Stares at them. Seems that isn’t what she wants.*

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oh hiiii- oh you’re small right now. that’s okay i already have a little version of you that i know. wanna play a game?

*she shakes her head no. She also growls at you. Why she so grumpy ☹️*

[thenumberwhoeatspeople]

*it frowned a little. if they didn’t want to play, what did they want to do instead..?*

okay… you tired? or do you want something to eat? both of those cause people to be mad i think.

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*she nods, which sadly doesn’t tell you which one of those options is correct. She’s a baby so she couldn’t really tell you anyway.*

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Hmm.. would you want this one? < pulls out one of those knockoff three plushies >

*she nods, this time not hesitating at all. She likes three :))*

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Awwh hello baby! < swaddles her in a blanket > do you want a plushie?

*she nods hesitantly.*

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well, what DO you want to do, baby one

*she yawns. Ohhhh maybe that’s why she’s so grumpy :) lil baby needs a nap :)*

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oh hiiii- oh you’re small right now. that’s okay i already have a little version of you that i know. wanna play a game?

*she shakes her head no. She also growls at you. Why she so grumpy ☹️*

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awh, little baby's hungry, isn't she~?

would make sense why you'd be biting, then~

*she growls at you like a feral little creature.*

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poke

*she bites your finger.*

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oookay undoes every little thing

BUT

you are stupid little baby, because why not :]

*angry and very evil baby noises <3*

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Ooc

I don’t care about this account as much as I do my other ones but please ask things one has been in the torture nexus for days

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aww, why not~? i think you should take it easy after this, sweetie..

I don’t want to embarrass myself.

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hey guys

what if we made her baby after this

evil

…don’t.