Dumbo

Emotional(ess)

[letsbe-halsey]

You are the blood in my veins and the heart on my sleeve, the reason I dream and the blessings I breathe. I hope you know that you make me feel complete 🦋✨ https://www.instagram.com/p/CbUvLGFhENHO0mD2W-B6LeSvRe4HB5z3ip3cVc0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[huffylemon]

[no-x-in-nixon]

"Your zipper's open."

"It's my lawn."

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

im never gonna find a website as funny as this one

[twocubes]

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

[toastbutteregg]

[letsbe-halsey]

“Post a pic of this but without your face. Only then it will look pretty” - my sister @ me 🙄🌚🤷‍♀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CQVtVoTBETKDHiPmIL8UY5Y0se8ti14rmjdHNU0/?utm_medium=tumblr

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[thebootydiaries]

when someone says “muslims need to tell isis to stop” but u already texted isis and they left u on read and now they’re vague-posting about u

[moneyaintathing]

Trust me daddy

[thebootydiaries]

this post is cancelled

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[thebootydiaries]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

are you race-faking

RACE FAKING AS WHITE?????

[weaver-z]

Revoking your right to participate in White Boy Wednesday :/

[alchemistdad]

[herspanic]

[memewhore]

[stellacartography]

[ID/

New Scientist: Ghost crabs use teeth in their stomachs to growl at their enemies bit.ly/2I0plS0

James Colley @JamColley on twitter: Could you ask them to freaking not!?!?!

New Scientist: We'll see what we can do

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[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[queenlohaanda]

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

[coughloop]

[lmaonade]