The iKONs Say Things

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Chanwoo: My furby died in my arms when I was a child.

Yunhyeong, visibly confused: I... I’m sorry for your loss?

Chanwoo: It wasn’t a loss. I had never felt more like a god.

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Junhoe: Frankly, I'm offended that you'd ever even think it was me who set the kitchen on fire.

Yunhyeong: So, it wasn’t you?

Junhoe: Oh, yeah, it was 100% me - but I’m still offended.

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Yunhyeong: Our group values love and tolerance.

*Five minutes later*

Junhoe: *Setting a cup of coffee on the table*

Yunhyeong: USE A FUCKING COASTER!

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Bobby: Hey, babe! Guess what this shirt’s made of?

Hanbin, rolling his eyes: We’ve been dating for years, obviously it’s boyfriend mater-

Bobby, down on one knee: Wrong, it’s husband material!

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Yunhyeong: Do you support gay rights?

Hanbin, deadpan: I am gay.

Chanwoo, leaning over to whisper to Yunhyeong: He’s dodging the question.

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Junhoe: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Jinhwan: ...The good news?

Junhoe: It is very unlikely that I will ever do it again.

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Junhoe: I have no fears.

Chanwoo: What if Jinhwan was taller than you?

Junhoe:

Junhoe: I have one fear.

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Bobby: Here’s a dating tip - hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Jinhwan: How the hell did you even get into a relationship?

Bobby: I broke my hand on me and Hanbin’s first date. At this point, I fully believe he’s too afraid to leave me unsupervised.

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Hiiii I'm what-is-a-fanfic-author from ao3 and I'm writing to ask for permission to write a fic heavily inspired by your fic "If you love" :) I cant send you a pm so I'm writing an ask instead. Hoping for your warm reply. Thanks!

I’m so sorry, I haven’t been on tumblr in a very long time, but yes, go ahead. >_< Thank you for liking my fic that much!

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Junhoe: I have never done anything bad in my life.

Donghyuk: You’re absolutely wrong, but I still love you.

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Junhoe: I need a new mattress, if you know what I mean.

Chanwoo: Too much flinging yourself onto it and crying?

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*iKON playing the Game of Life*

Junhoe, to Hanbin: It’s a white flag and you may as well be waving it!

Hanbin: The only thing I’ll be waving is your severed head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

All of iKON:

Bobby: Good god.

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Hanbin: Wow.

Junhoe: What?

Hanbin: *Leaning in closer*

Junhoe, blushing: W-what are you doing?

Hanbin, deadpan: A study on bullshit.

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Donghyuk: Bobby said a bad word on VLive.

Hanbin: I’ll talk to him about it.

Hanbin, turning around: Bobby, what the fuck?

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Bobby: It sounds like you’re asking me on a man date.

Hanbin: Bobby, why are you so afraid of loving me?

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Hanbin: I hope Bobby isn’t doing anything stupid.

Jinhwan: Not to be a downer, but whatever Bobby is doing is probably pretty stupid.

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Hanbin: Don’t feel bad about yourself, Junhoe! You’ve got a lot of good qualities! You’re good-looking, you sing well, you write poems, you-

Hanbin: *Elbowing Chanwoo and Jinhwan*

Chanwoo: You have hair, you can read.

Jinhwan: Your name is Junhoe.

Hanbin: You are terrible people.