Sans:He’s gonna be that dad that pretends to leave all the major worrying to his partner. But it’s not really that hard to tell that his eyes are constantly on his kids. If they so much as look at an electrical outlet, he’s gone ahead and scooped them up without a second thought. Ain’t no dead babies on his watch. Which is constant… like 24/7. He starts napping a lot less. Of course, when he does nap, he’s got his child snuggled up against him. You should take a picture of it, it’s adorable. Show it to him! He’ll yell at you for it, and then snatch the picture away. But if you catch a glimpse of his wallet after the incident, you’ll see the picture carefully placed inside.Getting the child to sleep is a tiresome job for the both of you. Sans usually tries to dump the task onto you, but if he sees you’re exhausted, he’ll take it over. He’ll grumble until you leave the kid’s bedroom. It’s not that he doesn’t know how to deal with a rowdy kid. He just doesn’t want to. He thought he was done with all this when Papyrus grew out of his bed time stories. He chooses a nice-and-bloody story to read from. Upon seeing the frightened look on the child’s face from the gruesome story, he stops. He has to basically beg the kid not to cry. In the end, he falls asleep on their bed with them, hugging them tightly.If your baby needs diapers, then you’ll be changing them. He never dealt with this, nor does he ever want to. He will let the child sit their in their own stinking filth… until they start to cry. His big brother/father instincts will kick in, and the next thing you know, he’s got baby powder all over the walls and floors, a paper towel wrapped around the child’s waist, and somehow a clean diaper entangled on the child’s head. Yeah… He might be a little more open to learning how to change a diaper after this.Sans is used to stubborn. Feeding a baby Papyrus was not peaches, cream, or anything sweet. The tiny brat would refuse to eat. So when his kid starts doing the same thing, he’s got it covered. He’ll sit with the spoon in front of the kid’s mouth until the kid gives up and takes a bite.Out in public, the kid is practically plastered to his chest at all times. Sans won’t put them down, take his eyes off them, or even let anyone near him when he’s got the kid. If someone is foolish enough to stand too close, they’re in a very dangerous spot.Depending on the kid’s personality, Sans might bond with the child through different tactics. He’s terrified the kid will grow up to hate him, so he’s spent a lot of long hours into the night thinking about how to convince his child to love him.Papyrus:He’ll be that father that’s so protective over their child that the kid won’t be allowed to leave the house at all. And if they do, he forces them to hold onto his hand at all times. He doesn’t care if anyone thinks less of him for taking care of his child. But if they have the gull to say something to him about it, they’ll probably never get the chance to say anything ever again, if you catch my drift. He doesn’t like to hold the child. Not because he doesn’t want to, but because he doesn’t want the child to develop lazy habits like his brother. He wants them to be able to have no problem walking from one side of the house to the other without exerting energy, much less complaining about it. He’s a very involved parent and will offer to take care of them just as much as you do.When it comes to putting the child to sleep, he’ll stand(or sometimes sit) at their bed side and tell them all the risks of not getting a good night’s sleep, including being too tired to defend themselves from attacks and thus being killed. He then assures them that he will prevent the death part. Though, in all reality, if someone were to even look at his child in a threatening way he would attack them on the spot. Eventually he’ll either bore the child to sleep, or scare them until he thinks they will sleep soundly.Diaper what now? That is outlandishly disgusting, human! You’re telling me that this foul goop will secrete from our child on a regular basis?! …. In short, you’re changing the diapers. He does not want to touch anything is association with that gunk. Though when the time comes that he’s the only one around when the diaper is… soiled… He will stare at the child in pure disgust, lift them with his magic and place them in an area where he can… proceed to stare at them more. He really doesn’t want to change that diaper. He doesn’t even want to touch the child right now. In the end, he’ll give in to the look of his child gawking up at them. He swears that you owe him. When you get home, he will quickly hand the now clean baby to you and proceed to go off on a tangent about how the two of you need to teach the child to no longer produce that nasty goop.When the kid is old enough, Papyrus will make it his job to train them. He wants them to become strong enough to defend themselves from other monsters, and then some. You might have to remind him that your kid is still a child, and is also partially human. He needs to be told when he’s going too far, or he might accidentally harm the kid. Of course, if he does, he’ll be reminded of how fragile humans are, and then be much more careful afterwards without needing to be told to calm down.Undyne:Outwardly, she’s a lot calmer a parent than you’d expect. She just kinda watches them, thinking to herself. Inwardly, she’s panicked. How is she gonna keep this loud, squirmy thing alive? In a world like this, babies are very difficult to handle. That’s parenting on top of all the murderous monsters running around. Her final decision is the keep them inside the majority of their childhood. Of course, she lets them go outside, but only under her supervision. And during their outside time, they can’t stray too far from her. If they’re and infant, she straps them to her chest and puts a blanket over them on top of it. She doesn’t really want anyone to know she has a child. She doesn’t want anyone seeing the kid as an easy target, or a way to get back at her for anyone she’s made enemies with. She starts training the kid at an early age. Nothing too rough to begin with– and definitely not as intense as what Papyrus would pack onto them. As they slowly get better, she’ll increase the difficulty of their training until they’re finally fighting head-to-head in a full on spar.Night time is kind of interesting. Those are her work hours. She doesn’t do sentry duty, but she does, however, have to deal with other people. She doesn’t want the kid’s sleep schedule to be screwed up while they’re still growing, so she insists they sleep while she works. But, she also doesn’t want to leave the kid in the house alone. If their partner is there, she’ll ask them to stay up until she gets home from work.Diapers will disgust her. But she’s much more willing to deal with it than the skeleton brothers. She won’t complain about them either unless the kid has a particularly nasty one. If her partner is at home while she’s changing a diaper, she might force you to come help. Like grab the trash can, or toss this out, or hand me that, or would you keep the child from throwing spears at me, please? Thanks. If the child is Undyne’s, there is no doubt they’ll be able to use magic. Even if it’s just a little. She’ll take charge in figuring out what to do with that subject. Most like incoperate it into her training regiment with the kid.Along with training, Undyne will most likely make the kid help her with cooking. They’ll make a lot of… interesting treats for you to enjoy. Be kind and don’t vomit in front of them.
Alphys:Uh… so yeah. This one is a bit scary to keep your children with. She’s insane. As in literally insane. Of course, she’ll love you and the children to absolute pieces, but take that with a grain of salt. Because if not, you’ll probably be taking it with an experimental pill instead. Alphys will be insistent on performing experiments during the pregnancy in order figure out human/monster hybrid babies. And once the children are born, that doesn’t cease. If anything, it gets worse. While she assures you that her experiments won’t harm the children, you still need to tell her “NO!” Because if not, she’ll end up going too far, and will probably damage them. Permanently.Putting the children to sleep is kind of dangerous. When they first start showing signs of restlessness, Alphys will drug them to see the effects it has on them, and also so the two of you can sleep peacefully. When you start catching onto this, she’ll tell you that she THINKS it’s fine, and the percentage chance of it actually harming them was low. Though not totally definable since they’re a hybrid. After this event, she’ll try to do it more discreetly. So be weary of her.Diapers…. She’s too busy for diapers. She’ll probably invent something to take care of that mess so she doesn’t have to. Once she sees you changing the diapers, she’ll ask about it all, then do research on babies in the… field of excreting… She’ll then quickly design something to either alert you to when the baby needs a new diaper, or if she has extra time she’ll create a small bot to change the diaper for you both… And as gross as it sounds, she’s not opposed to taking the excrement and running tests and experiments on it learn what she can. And then she’ll ask you to save some of yours… so she can compare them… Ew…When she has free time, she’ll try to educate the kid in her work, so that one day they might become her apprentice, and/or take over her studies. You’ll need to watch out for this too. If you’re not keeping a close on them, she’ll expose the kid to some seriously messed up stuff.
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