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coolthingoftheday

Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.

kingfucko

it must have worked so hard!

showerthoughtsofficial

Classical Music fans will never truly hear the artists they love, it’s always just a cover version.

pianistical

THINGS I THINK ABOUT EVERY DAY. THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY

composers: a summary

bach: I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS

vivaldi: 3 billion concertos hhaha

cpe bach: who am i

mozart: sunshine and smiles

haydn: i basically invented every single genre lol

beethoven: ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf

chopin: my soUL

paganini: hahhaha noobs

liszt: AHAHAHHAHA noobs

alkan: fck ur fingers lol

brahms: cLARA

schubert: im a mushroom

wagner: have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs

tchaikovsky: boom boom cannons

rachmaninoff: HANDS

debussy: sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss

ravel: bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths

holst: who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS

prokofiev: lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page

shostakovich: anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN

cage:

reich: rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt

stravinsky: da da da da da DA da da

schoenberg: (/79jjsOO##jksi&@'

satie: im funny

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*

me: today how you are

shortvideosandstuff

hespokeoftoast

I was not fucking ready

darkbuckie-deactivated20170324

no offence but i’d like to know what happened

serhumfreysbrokencollarbone

The increasingly earlier onset of the sexualisation of female bodies and all the social expectations that go along with it in terms of personal presentation.

lil-fkn-bitch

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter. Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole. Fuckboy logic.

our-secret-adventuress

SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON

fantaisie-pastorale

Imagine how amazed your 5th grade self would be if they heard you playing now

mileskane-deactivated20160717

au where everyone is born with a very unique tattoo on their ankle, nobody else in the world has that tattoo.

every time you fall in love with someone, their tattoo appears somewhere else on your body. (not necessarily soulmates, just who you fall in love with.)

imagine people who fall in love easily having their bodies completely covered in tattoos.

aromantics who only have their own ankle tattoo on their body.

people who have love affairs having to cover up the other secret tattoo from their spouse/partner.

a new tattoo appearing on a celebrity’s body in new photos and a very lucky fan (who had recently met the celebrity) realizing that it’s their tattoo.

elderly ladies sitting around tables in nursing homes telling the story behind each of their tattoos.

kindergartners who giggle as they look at their own ankle tattoos together and dream about the future tattoos they’ll have when they’re all grown up.

people trying their best to deface tattoos of ex-lovers who broke their hearts, but they can never go away.

just think about this, guys.

vaporevon

ok but when u realize you have your partners tattoo and yours never shows up on them

empressnacho-deactivated2017060

THAT LAST ONE IS NOT NICE

weaksorry

someone: *says something slightly mean to me* me: ok im not gonna be upset by this me, 2 seconds later: why does everyone hate me so much im not gonna talk to anyone ever again

tastefullyoffensive

[marqoqo]

fiercefatfeminist

I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls

isilverandcold

The best puns of Tumblr - part 2

Part 3

just-shower-thoughts

billionaire could give me %.01 of his wealth and change my life while he is virtually unaffected.

buchergenuss32

0.01% of $1,000,000,000 is $100,000. Which, for some people, is as much as they’d make in five years of 60 hour weeks of labor. And this is one hundredth of one percent of the bare minimum of being a billionaire.