This won't be big on dignity

Perfectly adequate brain piloting a sackful of watery meat. Cis. White as a babybel cheese.

[neenarchive]

i love you films without sequels i love you limited series i love you stand alone novels i love you self-contained stories

[you-need-not-apply]

Bro I just nearly fucking died

[you-need-not-apply]

My throats fucked but I like inhaled toothpaste and my throat seized up and I couldn’t breathe worst part is I spat toothpaste everywhere trying to get it out of my mouth and my throat is like fuzzy now?? Water did not help honey tea might

[you-need-not-apply]

Dude I was dry heaving into a sink barely breathing and my brain went “this is gonna make a sick ass tumblr story”

[epistleii]

is this accurate

[you-need-not-apply]

Absolutely flawless how did you get these photos?

[dancinbutterfly]

I can never leave here

[victusinveritas]

[rosenkranz-does-things]

some attempts at vintage pulp covers style

[horrorwomensource]

RACHEL McADAMS as LINDA LIDDLE SEND HELP (2026) dir. Sam Raimi

[alexbam]

[french-verbz]

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

[timecouldnever]

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

[whosfuckingbad]

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

[bisexuanal]

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[the-cimmerians]

in the tags: you have been granted the ability to bring back three (but only three) cancelled shows for at least one more season. What do you choose?

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[bunjywunjy]

"borders arent real you should just be able to go wherever" okay so how do you feel about the russian invasion of ukraine?

that post is about how I should be able to go over here or possibly also over there without getting yelled at, it was never that deep. pls take deep breaths for a sec

[meduseld]

[writingdose]

© _ADWills

[birdiethewitch]

Wait I thought everyone did that-

[skapediem]

if it's any consolation, you'll be hailed as a hero

[img-dumpstrr]

[milominderbindered]

real spring enjoyers get high on hanging their washing on the line outside to dry for the first time this year

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[marcchurch]

[yuriguirus2]

fuck i forgot tumblr existed