This won't be big on dignity

Perfectly adequate brain piloting a sackful of watery meat. Cis. White as a babybel cheese.

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[stuckinapril]

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

[steelart]

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

[katebeckets]

idiots (affectionate)・[77/?] ⤷ 3.22 — “Quagmire”

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

I have picked this three year-old fic back up again and am, in fact, close to posting the final chapter so fuck it, we ball: self-promo for my beloved mostly dead ship XD

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[liberalsarecool]

Billionaires lie. All the time.

[fullhalalalchemist]

Did everyone on this site collectively forget how to reblog or are you only liking creators posts forever now

[tomfoolerytotality]

Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring

It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song

[stevishabitat]

[visenyaism]

Under no circumstances do you have to hand it to Rhaegar Targaryen. however. Clapping the traumatized 17 yr old nepo intern knight you are leaving as sole protector of your wife and kids against your certifiably insane father the king in the middle of a civil war you caused that you are losing on the shoulder and going “well sport, i’m gonna be honest. I’m starting to get the feeling that some of this…is bad. and I prob should’ve changed things a while ago but I forgot to get around to it (oopsie daisy) anyway we’ll fix it when I get back” has got to be one of the funniest things to say before immediately dying in said civil war and leaving said intern with the dilemma of regicide or atomization-by-wildfire

[tiktaalic]

jaime is just…. such a mess when it comes to brienne. like even as he’s saving her life and missing her he’s like “anyway she’s the worst and i hate her” like. jaime. jaime? hey pal i’m gonna let you in on a little secret. when you’re deadset on killing her and then decide to help her instead when you get the opportunity, you care about her. when you say you don’t care whether she lives or dies and then save her from rape, you care. when you say that she’s ugly and tall and then call her your protector and command a maester to immediately tend to her wound, you care about her. when you say you can’t wait to be rid of her and you don’t care if she’s maimed and then turn around to save her from vargo hoat and co, you care about her. just some hints, buddy.

[fleurdulys]

#ngl in those chapters he sounded like he was the kind of confused 14yo with a crush #who doesn’t know he has one #which MAKES ENTIRELY TOO MUCH SENSE #given that jaime’s ***maturity*** TM when it comes to relating to people who aren’t his family #is right about that age anyway #like if you read her chapters she sounds way older than she actually is #(bc she had to get there sooner or she wouldn’t be out in westeros on quests) #and he sounds way younger than he actually is #which makes total sense for a guy who basically shut down outside interactions with anyone he wasn’t related to #AT SEVENTEEN #christ jaime’s issues will be the death of me #anyway tldr jaime you’ve got a crush and it shows you just don’t know it yet

[fleurdulys]

why y’all have to say smart stuff in the tags?

#good tags are good #this ties into a sentiment i’m v fond of–that when it comes down to it jaime is about as inexperienced as brienne re: relationships #bc his relationship w cersei went on for years but it was also all clandestine fucking and weird espousals of codependency #which isn’t the standard fare to say the least #and that relationship is enough of an outlier that i’d say he’s working with very few preconceived… well anything #which in essence means he struggles to process his feelings because he hasn’t had to do that before #anyway. #jaime lannister: emotionally stunted; perpetually This Close to figuring out he acts like he’s in love w brienne bc he IS in love w brienne

[fortunate-hal]

i find robert's rebellion aus (ie. ned marrying ashara, cersei marrying rhaegar, jaime marrying lyanna) tedious because they tend to smooth out the domestic tensions that make that generation interesting without acknowledging the alternatives could be just as tragic

however, i do think catelyn and jaime could have had an unhappy arranged marriage that produced offspring with kill counts like hotd's daemon in adulthood. an au for the type who looks at the 12 names on the characters killed by jaime lannister wiki page and thinks "i could do better"

[ilynpilled]

echoes of my old meme in this…

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

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[sky-is-the-limit]

When I said that Nikolaj is literally Joel Miller, I meant it with every fiber of my body.

[diana-prince43]

I think I should watch this film