Let's Not Date

Posting of date recounts and funny messages received from guys on dating sites.

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I'm so tired of dating emotionally unavailable men.

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Small town dating

You know you're in a small town when you see the guy you were chatting with online out at Panera on a date. 😑

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Profile photos

Hello, Whoever you are I am sure you stumbled upon this Tumblr by mistake. Turn back now while you can. I spent a ridiculous amount of time on a dating site sifting through profiles of single men and some not so single men. As I swipe left through many profiles today I noticed that there are a few different styles of photos men post… 1) The angry shot, where he looks like he could murder you behind the Starbucks after your meet and greet. 2) The couple shot, where he has his arm around his ex…maybe it’s his sister… 3) Photoshop guru…now way are some of these photos real. 4) The conveniently dark photos or photos of him that are too far away to see his face…what’s he really hiding? 5) The pet photo…some of these dogs look like they can’t wait to run away from the guy. If their own dog can’t sit with them than this doesn’t bode well. 6) The money shot…why do they need to hold up money in their photo…wth is this? 7) The swingers, the profile clearly states it’s a couple looking to spice up their marriage…yeah…nothanksbye.

That’s all for now, I’m sure there are more, I’ll post them when they come to mind next time.

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I posted a picture of myself a little while ago. It's me as I am. Im not smiling or looking fake, just my regular face...but why is it that men feel compelled to tell me to smile. Why don't they have to smile. And the reason for me to smile? Because I'm pretty... wtf

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First hands-on look into dating

So…After several days of texting back and forth this guy wore me down for a date. He’s been very sweet and flattering and the FaceTime meet we had went well so I had good hopes that this might lead to something more, but alas this guy turned out to be a total douche. He started off well with holding hands while we sipped coffee at Starbucks. So when the store closed we left, he walked me to my car and we hugged, which lead to kissing. A surprise for me! I thought: wow I’m being kissed! It’s been such a long time. But then his hands began to wonder and I had to push him back l several times. He was so fucking grabby he kept touching my breasts. Even tried to peak at my chest by tugging on the neckline of my sweater! Needless to say this date ended on a bad note. There will certainly not be a second date with him in my future. This is sad because he was soooooo cute. Unfortunately I’m a sucker for a pretty face and this handsy guy had me fooled.