𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐆 ♡ 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
always be kind to animals. ♡
“ you live your entire life chasing after attention & food . ” “ how could you betray me like this ?? after all i’ve done for you . ” “ i would chop off my left arm for you . ” “ there are things in life that matter more than food . ” “ can you not be chaotic for five minutes ?? ” “ you are literally crazy . ” “ you’re lucky you’re cute . ” “ instead of a bladder of steel , you have a bladder of fucking paper . ” “ don’t give me that look !! ” “ stop looking at me with those big ol’ eyes . ” “ do you really have to stare at me while i’m changing ?? ” “ at least someone around here is happy to see me . ” “ it’s rude to lick someone without permission . ” “ one of these days , you’re gonna give me a fucking heart attack . ” “ your brain is probably smaller than my fist . i love you . ” “ every time i see you i suddenly remember that life is worth living . ” “ your little baby sneeze just cured my depression . ” “ you are my only source of serotonin at this point . ” “ see , you know you’re cute . that’s the problem . you’re too powerful . ” “ i trust that you would bite the ankles of my enemies . ” “ i know you don’t like being picked up , but you are so small . you don’t have rights . ” “ what ?? no ‘ bless you ? ’ i’ll remember that . ” “ you’re being too quiet … what have you done ? ” “ it’s amazing how you make everything 100 times better just by existing . ” “ i love you more than anyone has ever loved anything in this entire world . ” “ i am starting to think you might be gay . ” “ if anyone is ever mean to you , i will break all of their fingers individually . ”
