§Levi§

hey! my name is rose. ~ what the fuck is up, my dudes? ~ this is a haiku. ;)

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hey guysssss (and others)

i drew this.

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omg that's aloe 😍

so one of my friends brings these fucking cactus looking plants to school and he's like showing them off. everyone loves them. he decides he doesnt want one of them and he offers it to me. my friend alex takes it instead bc he wanted it. then my girlfriend takes it from alex. so we're walking and talking and he says "I fucking killed it already and I ain't had it ten minutes" and this fucking junior walks up and goes "holy shit that's aloe!" and like rips the small cactus looking thing out of its pot. my friend, of course, is fucking bewildered. the girl is all like "it's the stuff they put in sunscreen! look!" and she RIPS OnE of ThE lEaVeS off. she takes a bit of the inside and rubs it on his skin and YEETS herself across the field. r/thathappened amirite?