~A human of sorts.

Tea and puns are the only things keeping me going.

[pleaseiosaurus]

leaf xia rtw fw 2019

[angelicdazed]

[queendeedeez-deactivated2024062]

seriously though

[queendeedeez-deactivated2024062]

Happy Pride Month to this drawing I made two years ago that hits a little different in 2020.

[protect-and-love-animals]

Cats are unique for the next reasons

[rickriordanrevamp]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[theequeerstrian]

What the FUCK

[sc4ttershot]

[bewbin]

Choose a pill

Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will

Blue pill: tastes like raspberry 

[sonypraystation]

[gahdamnpunk]

What legs.?

[quarryknightcosplayandcustoms]

I made another comic

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

Found my elementary school notebook the other day with a questionnaire I made my friends take and under favorite artists, my friends wrote, among others:

- Kylie Monocle

- Jenny Fer Lo Fez

- Shachira

- FurG

We were a bunch of 8-10 year old Croatian girls who did not know how to spell

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Btw, took me a while to realize FurG was Fergie

[one-time-i-dreamt]

* forgot to add: Spicey Girls

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Kylie Minogue

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gotta add that none of these mistakes were made out of malice! Croatian alphabet is different than, for example, the English alphabet and each letter equates to a sound. So, one sound = one letter. Learning other languages and especially typing things and names in them the correct way while following their respective grammar rules can be hard, especially to new learners.

For example, if I was to write Shakira’s name the way we would write it in Croatian based on the correct pronunciation of her name, it would be Šakira. Jennifer Lopez would be Đenifer Lopez, Spice Girls would be Spajs Grls, Celine Dion would be Selin Dion, etc. I noticed with Croats, we don’t have that much of a hard time pronouncing things in other languages correctly, but writing them down can be a whole mess.

[astargatelover]

How would you pronounce Monocle in Croatian that makes it sound like Minogue?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

It’s…… not even close to each other in pronunciation, I don’t know how that one happened. Kylie’s last name is to this day getting butchered here so maybe somebody was mispronouncing it to begin with? If Katarina and I still talked, I could have asked her what that was about 😭

[wolfoflightandearth]

Who’s Kylie Minogue?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[titenoute]

We’re so fuckin old.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Kids these days don’t know pop legend Kylie Minogue and that’s okay, maybe you’re too young to know, but you are surely not too young to learn! Kylie Minogue flew so the pop girls of today could soar.

[3liza]

a while back, ghostbong bought a very cheap, very used Roomba from craigslist.  ”so, you’re going to ‘hack’ this, right?” said the man at the parking lot rendezvous.  but we just wanted a vacuum.  since then, the addition of the word “robot” to our casual, every-day lexicon is continually jarring, as if even living in the future will give you future-shock.

doing maintenance on the robot.  the robot is stuck on a cord.  the robot ate a sock.  the robot ran out of power before it got back to its charging station.  the robot knocked something over.  it doesn’t help that the Roomba programmers saw fit to outfit the little thing with a series of Artoo-like MIDI scales and honks, to convey the mood of its message: docking successfully produces a tiny fanfare, and getting its brushes jammed on a foreign object makes it cry out in sad distress. do i verbally reassure the robot when i pull a wad of cat hair and bread bag tabs out of its works and set it back down on the floor? you bet i do.

but the larger point is that it is now possible no for me to say (or type) out loud and without irony, sarcasm, or any kind of fictitiousness: “the robot knocked over the kitten’s water dish >:I “

the future is here, and it is me on my knees on the floor yanking hairballs out of a domestic droid while it softly boops at me

[galesofnovember]

this may be my favorite post in the history of tumblr

[everythingstarstuff]

Art by Craig Horky

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

Found my elementary school notebook the other day with a questionnaire I made my friends take and under favorite artists, my friends wrote, among others:

- Kylie Monocle

- Jenny Fer Lo Fez

- Shachira

- FurG

We were a bunch of 8-10 year old Croatian girls who did not know how to spell

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Btw, took me a while to realize FurG was Fergie

[one-time-i-dreamt]

* forgot to add: Spicey Girls

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Kylie Minogue

[littletetra]

When you’re stuck in a point and click adventure game:

[sarahconnorjr]

[omgthatdress]

CARDI B

she came dressed as day 2 of a heavy period and I LOVE IT

[ink-shaming]

are we doing metsonas again & if so…. may i propose… worm camp

[fyghibli]