IWantToDoWithYouWhat SpringDoesWithCherryTrees

Sometimes I think things that are relevant to no one.

[hotboxhero]

[thesegirlsareperfectprincesses]

- Transparent Princesses match your blog background! -

if you find that they look cool on your blog you should send me screencaps so I can see too 

[justfuckhimalreadydean]

WOAH

[tedtheodorelogan]

[amaratai]

[mathsturbation]

fucking ellen

[ellen-degeneresfan]

[diary-of-a-skin-girl-deactivate]

[nuclearnyx]

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

[memewhore]

[klefable]

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

[sanrio-rem]

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

[klefable]

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

[jamborii-blog]

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

[alsedes]

[hellogumdrop]

IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

[leviathannyo]

If you don't want to shave thats cool but you're not special and lets be honest dildos don't really offer the same thing as actual sex with a person so stop using that as a comeback. I haven't been on tumblr for weeks, and the first post I come back to is hairy feminists. You guys are irritating sometimes ae. 

[phllotes]

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

[meraofxebel]

[jacobaaronschroeder-deactivated]

Untitled Acrylic and sprinkles on canvas 14” x 18” 2014

[8shadesofnifty]

OH WOW I SPREAD FUNFETTI ICING ON A CANVAS!

[ka1ei]

but did u think of this? no

[leviathannyo]

I think I thought of this once when I was fucked as drunk. When I sobered I realised I'm not three and went back to my real job.

[cutiehunny-deactivated20160518]

Thirst Starters (Part One) - Flynn Rider

"I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… hi."

[glasmond]

[glasmond]

[alecofkerry-blog]

I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD

[distantmothmannoises]

I’M DYING

[that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch]

It’s back!

[geekygoddess30-deactivated20201]

Someone do one where they’re having sex with Sam and then their orgasm and vital signs go down. 

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS SO ACCURATE?

[casey-jane-lewis]

trollgasm, bane of my life

[thevictoriousfangirl]

READING GOOD FANFICTIONS XD OMFG YES.

[catscoffeeandcynicism]

[thumbtackjuicyfruitspork]

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

[leviathannyo]

Crying because of so much debt and need money quick and how to get, become not sober, watch happy feet 2 for the first time. omg. I'm so angry about brittany murphy but omg that song made me feel ok. yeye.