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MC: Lucifer, give me patience. Mammon: I think you mean 'give me strength'. MC: If I asked for strength, you'd be dead.

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MC : Simeon, Barbatos and I are adopting a child.

Luke : Oh that’s gr-

MC : *slams papers on the table* It’s you, sign this.

#who doesn’t want to adopt luke #he bakes and you can squish his cheeks #amazing no #petition to have a luke rn #obey me #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me luke #iridescent's incorrect quotes

MC: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Thirteen: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. MC: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Thirteen: MC, they...they weren’t always orphans.

#also thirteen apparition? yes please #also hey 2022 #hm no #bye im out #obey me thirteen #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #iridescent's incorrect quotes

Simeon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. MC: Killed without hesitation. Simeon: No.

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MC: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity? Belphegor: *turning to Mammon* How tall are you?

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MC: Levi, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Levi, without looking up from his phone: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later MC: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Solomon.

#mc you broke levi #error 404 start again please #anyway #i'm having levi brainrot #btw would you like me to include thirteen #or raphael #or mephistopheles #?#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me levi #obey me mc #obey me incorrect quotes #iridescent's incorrect quotes

MC, after a year in the Devildom: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

#mc is a f*cking legend #i mean lucifer fears them #yes i love mc #I MEAN THEY LOOK LIKE A TINY SHEEP JFKDKSHEJD #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me mc #iridescent's incorrect quotes

Mammon: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Lucifer: Mammon no. MC: Mistlefoe. Lucifer: Please stop encouraging him.