#poor levi

[jean-kirschtussy]

Jean "Top of the Class in ODM Gear" Kirschtein

[dollaryayo]

As I was rereading the story this was the first time it occurred to me what exactly a "pile driver" was and thus I conjured up this mental image.

[ariadneamare]

HELLOOOOOOO

[misc-obeyme]

I'm not the biggest Leviathan fan, but I have to admit there's something very alluring about Grand admiral Leviathan!

(It's a shame Solmare didn't do much with that specific part of his personality.)

Anyway, do you think Leviathan might feel hurt if Mc only likes him when he's in grand admiral mode and only then? Because otherwise, he's just a blobfish. (In my opinion)

A blobfish 😭 I don't think he's quite that ugly?? Those things are scary...

Anyway, once upon a time I wrote half a smut fic about Levi doing his job as Grand Admiral of the Devildom Navy and getting all dom about it. Alas, it remains in my drafts. Perhaps one day. Mostly I started it because Levi is such a sub to me that I was like, in what context would he switch? And yeah, I think the Grand Admiral thing might do it. He's at an event where everybody is saluting him and calling him sir (or whatever I dunno anything about the Navy) and doing what he says and he's riding that high when MC shows up and... well you get the idea.

However, I do indeed think that he would be hurt if MC only likes him when he's in Grand Admiral mode. Especially since that's not how he is most of the time. BUT. He might like that, too? Levi is known for having a degradation kink, so perhaps it turns him on to know that MC doesn't even like him normally? PFFFT that makes me laugh but it also makes me sad??? LOL.

So I guess my answer is that I think he would be hurt, but that he might kinda be turned on about it too?

[three-realms-archive]

Blog-Iverssary Event Madness: Ask Anything (Announcement Story!)

(make sure to scroll allllllll the way to the end for an ask anything event! can also be found here: https://www.tumblr.com/three-realms-archive/791084625315479552/blog-iversarry-event-ask-anything)

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“And… there!”

The tech-saavy Avatar of Envy steps back, and all his siblings, friends and his one, human best friend admire his handiwork. He smirks, hand on one hip as he speaks matter-of-factly. “‘Kay - I’ve set everything up so that the people of the online world can ask us anything!”

“Sure, but…” Next to him, his second-eldest brother steps forward, squinting at the laptop screen in visible confusion. “Dude, what’s with all the random bubble writing and magical-anime-dragon-ninja people? It looks like a rainbow vomited all over our blog - ”

“Mammon.” The eldest’s voice is sudden, and reverberates against the House of Lamentation’s living room walls. “Enough. Of all of us, Levi’s prowess in technology is second to none.” Lucifer attempts to lean back in his seat, waving a hand towards Levi in a prompt to continue. Instead, it is Asmodeus who interrupts him with a ceremonious draping of his body over Lucifer’s shoulder, pressing his cheek against Mammon’s as he also looks at the blog interface. A few seconds pass. The Avatar of Lust visibly winces.

“Hon’, I’ve seen you draw fanart better than this in your sleep.” Asmo sighs. Levi shrieks a little at the compliment (and painful realisation that his own flesh and blood has seen his fan works), and scurries out of his chair and under the table to hide behind Beel, who pats his brother’s head affectionately. Used to this, Asmo continues. “But it’s… salvageable? With a bit more pink, I think.”

Levi sinks further towards the floor.

“Asmo’s always been picky about aesthetic, Levi.” Beelzebub states matter-of-factly. “But I’m sure the blog works very fast. It’s probably efficient. And optimisifiable. And has a lot of wi-fi on it.”

“That’s not how that - what does optmi… optimisi… fiable…? What does that even mea -”

“Beel’s… right…” Belphegor yawns, slumping half-into his twin’s seat, cheek smushed against his shoulder. “If it’s… something Leviathan made… it’ll work better than anything…””

The comment makes Asmo, Mammon and even Lucifer let out a little awww at the sheer cuteness - especially when Levi starts to flush beet-red, embarrassed at the sudden, positive atmosphere.

“B-Belphie…!” The Avatar of Envy stammers, finally starting to stand up as Belphegor stretches his arms above his head. “Thank you so mu - “

The Avatar of Sloth cracks open an eye.

“Hold on. Why does it look like a rainbow threw up all over our blog?”

“ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH…!”

Levi flops onto the ground. He’d wish for it to swallow him whole, but he knows he never gets so lucky.

“Stop it, guys. The blog looks perfectly fine.”

You voice rings out like a siren at sea, and all seven heads in the room quickly whip in its direction. Postures straighten and lips turn up in smiles as a chorus of ‘hey’s, ‘hi’s and ‘welcome back’s start up around the table everyone is sat around. You laugh and wave at your beloved family of demon brothers - carefully lifting your knees high enough to step over Leviathan as you approach the table and set down a tray of tea, coffee and soda for all.

Without needing to lift your head, you hold up a hand just as Beel leans forward. He whines sadly, much like a puppy deprived of a treat… before you hoist up three, massive camping flasks and place them in front of him, filled to the brim with Devil Cola.

The hug you get in response is very big and very brief. It’s followed by the sound of intense slurping.

As the brothers get busy with refreshments (and you gently coax Levi back into his seat), you take the time to get a good look at the laptop screen yourself.

“Hm… Asmo has a point.” You hum, after some consideration. “I like the design, but a single colour for the background and main parts would be nice, considering how busy it is.”

Asmo perks up. “Pink? Purple? Glitter-coloured?!”

You grin. “Not opposed to it.”

“Or you could consider something less… garish?” Offers Satan, who is lifting a now-filled cup of coffee to his lips. He stops dead when he sees Lucifer with the same drink, arms and legs crossed in the same way as his, and sets his cup down. His extends a finger to push it gently towards Beel, who gratefully accepts. The cup is returned seconds later, with a teeth-shaped chip in the rim. Satan grimaces and chooses to just continue. “Something more monochromatic, or some grey, black and white combination?”

“Interesting choice, Satan.” Lucifer says, placing his cup of coffee down (on a coaster you don’t remember bringing with you) without a sound. “A simple, sleek background would also help Levi’s embellishments stand out, vibrant colours and all.”

Satan seethes.

“Damn Lucifer, explaining like that wasn’t my idea in the first place -”

“Good idea, Satan!” You quickly interject before wrath incarnate starts to seethe. “Then it’s settled! We’ll make the changes to the colours, keep all of Levi’s art, and answer some questions for the people of the human realm!”

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i’m a little late… but it’s been a year of this blog! a huge thank you to the developers, voice actors and team for this little, otome-game franchise which has been such a huge comfort for me. even when I take long hiatuses away from the fandom (usually for life-business-related reasons), i know i can always come back to this game, its music and content, and this amazing community for comfort and fun. i’m so excited to see what the new app has in store for this franchise - and i hope it’s a great experience for new and old fans of obey me. whether you’ve been with me from the start, or are a recent follower, tysm for reading from this silly, little writing blog for these silly, little characters <3

as a thank you, i’ve set up a little something:

the big, massive, three-realms-archive blog-iverssary ask anything event!!!

aka: the ask anything event

i will be keeping the request box open for about a week for y’all to ask questions for the seven avatars of sin + mc! ever wanted to know lucifer’s office hours? mc’s methods for coping with such a chaotic family? just how does mammon successfully apply for all those jobs in this work economy???

ask away and i’ll write a short, story-like snippet of your brother(s)(+mc) of choice answering your question! information and general house rules can be found on the proper announcement post here: https://www.tumblr.com/three-realms-archive/791084625315479552/blog-iversarry-event-ask-anything

get asking!!!!!!

[jeschalynn]

[aller-geez]

Hey, at least you guys never have to worry about running dry on RemixLevi content from me 🥰

Its been 13 years and I still think of them 463645274 times a day. Otp4lyf

@thekinkyleopard still owns Levi~ 🩶

[mentallyillbutokay]

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MC: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

MC and Mammon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Asmo: Our turn, Levi! One, two, three- vanilla!

Levi, completely serious: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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