Levy Mcgarden

Independent Levy Mcgarden Roleplayer, ask blog || Relationship status: Single | AU: Single || M!A: None, always open for them! || Askbox: Open || Icons from Rboz's drawings ||

[levy-m-g]

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ok

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry

[thetvgag]

[thetvgag]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

"CAN THE SHAGGENING BEGIN?"-My Elf wizard

To give context, I put a Drow rouge(Named Aiden) in a tavern to sell to our Drow rogue a poisoner’s kit. I haven’t planned much on this character, other than giving our rogue his well wanted poisoner’s kit. Our party consisted of a Human fighter(Robert) a high elf wizard(Els) a drow rogue(rufio) a human cleric (Jhin) and a tiefling warlock(Morthos)

Aiden:“The cotten candy dry paint will illuminate the dink-dink” (Thieves’ cant for I have this kit, wanna buy it?)

PC Drow rouge:“Alright” *Buys the kit for 50 gold*

PC Drow rogue: *Tells our cleric about the situation*

Aiden:*Starts threatening everyone*

High elf wizard: *trying to calm Aiden down* Hey, it’s alright you don’t have to be so angry about nothing.

High elf(OoC): Can I seduce him?

Dm(Me):As in…Charming him?

High elf(OoC):No, as in sexing him.

*Everyone*: laughing.

Dm: Roll Charisma.  *Rolls 18, but all the math added up it’s a 20* Dm:*Dies laughing* ok, what do you say? High elf(IC):Hey, umm, wanna go *wink wink* upstairs Aiden: O…k. High elf(OoC): Can the Shaggening begin? Dm:Roll Con to see how long you lasted *NAT 1* Tiefling(OoC):LITERALLY CAME INSTANTLY!

I like playing D&D.

[falloncarringtongifs]

[heartseeker]

[boku-no-meme-academia]

hewwo its been a while

[velveteas]

i love pettyroki

[brendalaartista]

[silly-fairy-tail]

kidnapping is such a crude term; elfman prefers the term “surprise adoption”

[kylebunk]

Mercy pixel art

[thegmsighs]

Gm get smad

Player:why are our characters legos?

Gm: talk shit and ill kill you off right now

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

The Shape of Water (Guillermo Del Toro, 2017)

[thegmsighs]

So I was DMing for a group on discord. I love using Giants so I made a rogue frost giant to send at them because they encroached on her territory. I expected them to fight, her to run, etc etc. What I didn't expect was my Bard rolling a natural 20 to calm her down and explain his business. And then he rolled to seduce. ... Nat 20. And that's why I gotta plan beginning for a campaign to involve a frost giant lady and a Halfling Bard guy to have a date.

And the moral is, never throw anything at a bard you’re not willing to keep around and flirt with and hope it doesn’t break the campaign

[we-are-a-dragon]

Petyr: I make a ranged attack against the ghoul.

DM: The closest thing you have to a ranged weapon is your shield, which you chuck at the ghoul.

Petyr: My dice says 20.

DM: *sighs* So you’re Captain America-ing your shield at the ghoul, and you crit.

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[foxnonny]

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life