Alexander Tate

Just tell me how to be different in a way that makes sense.

[muppetmusings]

Sounds gay.

[lex--tate]

Yeah, probably. You coming or what?

[lex--tate]

Hitting the clubs in Boystown tonight. Anyone care to join?

[mr-ian-gallagher-deactivated201]

Lip might still have some. 

[lex--tate]

Great! I'll be stopping by shortly for it. How much does he charge for it?

[lex--tate]

Has anyone seen my bag of weed laying around? I went to look for a lighter and now it's gone! 

[travellinglevi-deactivated20141]

Fuckin’ fantastic. Don’t assume I’m bailing you out this time.

[lex--tate]

Come on, babe. I know you want too.

[macklegget-blog]

Only a little, but don’t take it personally, it’s just my natural state to be sarcastic. I do genuinely believe you’re a special snowflake.

[lex--tate]

What you think a little sarcasm will bring be down, then you better think again, little one. Nothing, and I mean nothing ever hurts me. You're my special little snowflake, Mack.

[youfxkinsuck]

Oh it’s on, but I wouldn’t expect any free drinks while I’m there sweetie.

[lex--tate]

Oh please, love! Guys should be pouncin' on you when you hit the clubs. Charlie, when you shake that ass of yours guys should be buying you all the free drinks. Believe me when I see that, you can make the gayest man straight.

[macklegget-blog]

Of course you should.

[lex--tate]

Am I sensing a little sarcasm in your voice?

[macklegget-blog]

It’s because you’re such a special snowflake.

[lex--tate]

Obviously, and I should be treated as such. I should get free drinks whenever I go out.

[travellinglevi-deactivated20141]

Yeah, I know I don’t. Don’t call me love either.

[lex--tate]

Don't know, what? Well, calling you Fiona ain't that fun.

[youfxkinsuck]

Why wouldn’t they give free drinks to everyone’s favourite queer?

[lex--tate]

If they didn't it would be a fuckin' crime. I'd probably never go back to the bar, since I ain't getting that royal treatment I deserve. Hun, you have to come to the bar with me next time I go. 

[nate-holloway-blog]

The only fuckin’ reason you drink for free is because you’re fuckin’ hilarious. Scarin’ off all the drunks and shit - priceless. 

[lex--tate]

That's a lie. I got a free drink from the bartender because she thought I was interested in her. I don't blame her, I'm the best looking person in this whole fucking town.

[travellinglevi-deactivated20141]

Nowhere that should be your business if you keep that pet name up.

[lex--tate]

Aye, I was actually asking a serious question, love. But it's fine you don't have to tell me.

[lex--tate]

I love when the bartenders give me free drinks. I have to be doing something right.

[travellinglevi-deactivated20141]

I’ve been MIA, I know.

[lex--tate]

Where'd you go, hot stuff?

[hanukkah-hotties]

[thegoodkidsx-deactivated2015020]

meet the muse;

[lex--tate]

thegoodkidsx:

LEGAL NAME: Alexander Nathan Tate

ALIAS[ES]: Lex

DATE OF BIRTH:  September 13th

GENDER: Male 

PLACE OF BIRTH: Chicago, IL

CURRENT LIVING CONDITIONS:  Small shitty apartment with sister, Sophia Tate.

SPOKEN LANGUAGES: English

EDUCATION:  High School Diploma

OCCUPATION: Bus boy at a local diner 

DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: yes | yes | yes

LIKE[S]: marijuana, flirting, sleeping around, parties, being drunk

DISLIKE[S]: monogamy, hangovers, quiet sex, sobriety

FEAR[S]:  Heights, Small spaces, Spiders

PERSONALITY TRAITS:  Fun loving, good natured, sociable, arrogant, flirtatious, sarcastic

DISORDERS: n/a

{ P H Y S I C A L   I N F O R M A T I O N }

HAIR COLOR: Brown

EYE COLOR: Brown

HEIGHT:  5’11”

TATTOOS:  None

PIERCINGS: None

{ F A M I L Y   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SIBLING[S]: Sophia Tate

PARENT[S]: Father: Robert- Deceased, Mother- Jane 

CHILDREN:  n/a

PET[S]: None

{ R E L A T I O N S H I P   I N F O R M A T I O N }

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Homosexual

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single