remi-eira puckerman

REMI-EIRA PUCKERMAN hey beautiful. i'm remi-eira, 22 years young, little miss virgo, with a love for make-up, garlic bread, and anything brad pitt 🤤 southampton born, london college of fashion made. if you can't catch me in person, catch my LOOK OF THE DAY on instagram 😘       all along,               all i needed was you                  so i swear       i'm not scared when its over

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kncxsmy​:

Oh no, if only there was a local reliable drug dealer around here.

Well then you shall be expecting alot of phone calls from me in the future Mr. Nathaniel.

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Had to wait over 10 hours for these pills and now I’m about to have a absolute wild ride. I swear if I feel nothing i’m gonna rage, after how much of my day i’ve spent watching for their car from my window. Didn’t you hear? Tuesday is the new Saturday.

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kncxsmy​:

I’m not—… i’m not suggesting… you know what, never mind, i’m going to make an assumption that you’re not much of an academic.

Have you seen this face, This BODY I don’t need academics i can get what i want when i want with and i’m perfectly ok with that.

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kncxsmy​:

…no, it’s an ancient city in Greece, the city where the Olympics began — you know that international event? Granted, yes, the Greek Gods do come into it, but I can guarantee you that it is very much a real place.

So much information i can’t handle it anymore. Plus is there a single person who doesn’t know the olympics, So many people so little clothes. Personally I think the places that aren’t real are alot more interesting. 

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kncxsmy​:

You do realise… not all lost civilisations are conspiracy theories? I’m not talking about the list underwater city of Atlantis, i’m talking about the cities of Olympia, of Babylon, lost cities that you can visit today.

Olympia. Isn’t that just the greek gods place. Yeah no thanks but i’m not into books unless the person reading it has no clothes on.

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kncxsmy​:

I’ve recently found myself on several occasions falling down a rabbit hole of lost civilisations — the lost city of Babylon; the Mayan civilisation; Rapa Nui of Easter Island; the Anasazi civilisation — how mind spinning that these civilisations disappeared and the knowledge they’d discovered that was lost with them. The residents of Babylon held knowledge of the cosmos over 1000 years ago that we don’t even have to this day. Fascinating.

Oh God you’re not one of those conspiracy nuts are you. One of the reasons for moving here was to get away from them. God am i going to have to move again.

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ghcstfm​:

oof baby girl, If this is YOU offering to sit on my face, climb aboard. 

As tempting as that sounds there’s only who face i am sitting on.

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ghcstfm​:

oof spit in my mouth, and call me daddy. I’ve done ALOT worse for money, and toes? don’t even scrape the bottom of the barrel, and that’s including a dick to the back of the throat AND HEY A LITTLE BUMP TO BRIGHTEN MY DAY NEVER HURT ANYONE, plus It’s free.

I have never been so turned off in my life “spit in my mouth” NO thank you. I prefer it if people spit in different spot of mine now that’s how you get me to do what you want.

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ghcstfm​:

I’m more of a cheese and onion kind of guy. 

Maybe you should stop sucking toes and doing blow.

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kncxsmy​:

Bold assumption that i’m that interested in finding out anything about you.

Oh please i haven’t found a single person that isn’t interested in me. you can act like you don’t care all you want but i see straight through you.

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ghcstfm​:

my ex is stacked like a pringles can.

but what flavour we talking?

As much as it pains me to say you are 100% Hot and Spicy.

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ghcstfm​:

A hard wire factory reset. 

I feel like you’re the type of person to ram your dick in a pringles can if you’re alone.

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kncxsmy​:

Easy first impression to make after 5 minutes of being here, isn’t it? There’s plenty of time to be proven right.

First impressions aren’t all that plus you can find out everything about me online I’m pretty much everywhere. You should have some fun watching me online.

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baileyraepxck​:

What do you want me to do? I had a lot of stuff to move, a lot of furniture to buy, and since when do I do things by halves? If i’m going to do an arrival, it’s going to be in style. Ooooh, is she/he/they a hottie? I’m already excited.

Um excuse me you really think i would forget how you are doing this with style is what we do. Hands off she may be the best looking person in this town but she is 100% mine you hear me.

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ghcstfm​:

already risen, baby girl. It’s default setting. 

Maybe you need a factory reset.

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baileyraepxck​:

Oh my days, this little place is even cuter in real life than it was on all of the photos on Google! Just kidding, is it always this grey or does the sun actually shine? Anyway, can anyone point me in the direction of my sister? She’s about 5 foot 2, long dark hair, looks exactly like me?

OMG. Who is that incredible looking person walking over to me. About damn time that you got here it feels like I’ve been waiting forever. Trust me when the sunshines you’ll love this place. Speaking of loving just you wait till you meet my neighbour.

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kncxsmy​:

You know, I don’t think the impact of not learning whatever it is you want to teach is going to be significant enough to push me to listen, so why don’t we not waste each other’s time with that conversation.

Not gonna lie i can’t think of any conversation with you that isn’t a waste of time.