[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

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@lexajade

[catasters]

[trainer0084]

[rangerdad1]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

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@lexajade

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[the-davest-of-uncles]

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@lexajade

[rohirric-hunter]

shout out to the guy at the pet store who asked me what breed of cat I have

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[bar-king-po-ny-too]

Best selling CPAP mask of 2025 - XENOmask 3000 by sleephq

@lexajade

[vomitdodger]

[criticalthinkingisalostskill]

[jardinssteve]

[prettynpink17]

[ghostriderskull]

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@lexajade

[floridaboiler]

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@lexajade

[everythingfox]

“For the love of god”

[baygeethefirst]

"STOP IT BRIAN I SWEAR I'LL POO ON YOUR PILLOW"

[theswordofdamntheseknees]

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@lexajade