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What. I'm back? Maybe. Probably not. I dunno.

[lexarixvii]

#GISHumanity RogueX23, VehiclesShockMe, AmberAurora, Zerostumbleine33, ebmurray, jrenshaw01, ljstover, scubasteer, damnitrainie, irinams, lexari, glp642, gea_morris, aspenlilly38, babayogatheanlbe4

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[arsonsara]

[lexarixvii]

DO YOU LIKE PUNS? HOW ABOUT PUNS BASED ON MISUNDERSTANDING? Good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucsEmYMPRYA

[lexarixvii]

Do you like games? Stupid games? Then guess what? We at the Pixel Comm Squad have come up with this Bingo card for your viewing and playing pleasure! Pick a video, or a play list, and see if you can get BINGO. Or bingo, but that is, of course, less exciting. If you do get bingo, share it with us (eg, me. Here), and let us know what you were watching when you got bingo. I also totally have enough ideas left over to make a second card, too, so let me know if you want that. So, check us out, and start your game! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9n9e0WK2WnH8iP1m5yG_BQ/playlists

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I have emerged from hibernation to post this very important image.

Item 2. IMAGE/VIDEO. The ghost of Christmas Presents.

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Brother "Do you think they'll put Star Wars in Kingdom Hearts?" Me “What if they did the prequels and Sora convinces Anakin to follow his heart instead of the Jedi council and then EVERYTHING IS HIS FAULT?"

[gymleadercheren]

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[lexarixvii]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPBBo1neb2U

[spacecadetsharky]

this is exactly what happened in part 3

[pewdie-deactivated20220115]

My Worst Video Ever.

I did a video playing the latest FNAF (4).

Rating wise, it’s probably one of my worst videos ever:

Which is totally fine, that’s not why I’m writing this… the point is: fans were upset over the video and I just wanted to explain a few things around it.

The main reason people were upset is because I wasn’t scared while playing it. A lot of people know me on YouTube as being easily scared. So of course people want to see me play the game to see me get scared. 

That’s not what they got, so they dislike the video - Fair enough.

Some fans even damn right demanded that I “faked reactions” for the sake of entertainment. 

Fake reactions? It’s what fans wanted right? So why don’t I just do that? I’ll get more views, fans will be happy, everyone is happy? YAY, right?

I don’t know… I don’t want to? 

I explained in the video that the reason I don’t find it scary is because after you played the first 3 games. You learn the mechanics, you understand how the game works, you know exactly what to expect, there’s no unknown or surprises anymore. Fear of the unknown if the biggest key to horror and that’s gone. What’s left? 

A dull game that people are begging me to play:

I could go on, but you get the point…

Many also asked: “WELL IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE GAME, WHY DO YOU PLAY IT?” 

How will I know if I like it or not if I don’t play it? Also: If I don’t play it, fans will get upset (you’ve seen the demand for it).

I actually liked the first 2 games!  But apparently this game is the holy grail of gaming and any criticism to it will result to all of this.

Again, I could go more in depth about how this game objectively don’t hold up to the other 3 titles, but these were my main points and I’m going on for too long already!  

To be honest, I’m kinda proud of myself for not bullshitting myself through the game for fan pleasing and views. *Pats myself on the back*. Not sure if 2012 PDP would’ve done the same…

Now, here’s the video, some people enjoyed it at least. :-)

tl;dr: Don’t hate the playa hate the gaem

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Adult Wednesday Addams: Planned Parenthood

[sourpunchfuck]

shit you’re kidding me this is amazing

[whichchick]

Adult Wednesday Addams is comedy gold.

[amralime-deactivated20161123]

Batman & Shia Labeouf v Superman : Dawn Of Do It  

[of-another-broken-heart]

If someone can explain any possible way this comment from Cry is NOT a rape joke, I’d love to hear it. Because I’m really not seeing how “hits harder than a teenager[sic] boy at an all-girls slumber party” is anything but predatory, violent, and rape-y. 

Also not here for the persistent, old, shitty “snort some coke” jokes. 

If you’re gonna joke about soda potency, maybe find a better way to do it that doesn’t involve making fun/light of rape, sexual violence, and/or drug addiction? Cool. 

Link

[cryaotic]

The fuck?

I said “harder than a teenage boy at an all-girls slumber party” because when you’re a teen, speaking from experience, your hormones are insane and you get random erections all the time.

There, I explained it. Now stop twisting my words please.

Edit: Fuck I remember getting them in CHURCH. THAT shit was awkward.

[purposeofmymind]

Episode 2 dudebro moments

So a few days ago I compiled all the “dudebro” instances” in the first episode of the Free! Eternal Summer dub. 

So because I don’t have a life here’s the list of nicknames (man, dude, etc) and swearing for episode 2. Under a read more this time so I can made edits later if I need too. 

Before that, I will say what I liked about this episode. Ren and Ran were perfectly adorable. Sousuke’s voice is great. Some of the other voices are growing on me. I actually liked Momo’s “just keep swimming” line, but I always love a Finding Nemo reference. And I was still smiling at the end of the episode after the relay so

Before the full thing, here’s a little quick summary/tally: 7 mans, 1 dude, 1 bro, a “champ” if you want to count that; 3 hells, a bastard, a bitch, badass a couple times again, some form of ass twice, and 2 damns. 

And now the full nickname and swearing lines from this episode below the cut, with a few other lines that deserve special mentions:

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Free Eternal Summer English Dub: Episode 2

Rin to Sousuke: "You sneaky little bastard you got scouted, didn't you?"

Nagisa to Rei: "Either go naked or disband the team right? Which one of those seems worse?"

Rin to Sousuke: "It's not like it's an official match, finding people would be a b*tch"

Haru to Makoto: "The rugrats are coming too?"

Momo to Rin: "You're a big liar and I hate your face"

Nagisa to Rei: "Sousuke's an old friend of Reenie's"

Momo to Gou: "I can cook an egg five ways not poached, that's a pain in the ass"

Nagisa (talking about Momo): "They say his backstroke's crazy tight"

Makoto (about Sousuke): "He's keeping pace with Haru like an absolute boss"

Momo: "Daddy's got to get his freak on!"

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[annabellioncourt]

There’s a lovely old English myth that if someone who truely loved and trusted the werewolf called it by name that it would turn back to human.

Others include throwing their human clothes at it and it’d turn back but that’s a bit less romantic

[mothfishing]

#ok i understand ppl would take the romancey route here#but imagine the werewolf’s mother#or grandmother#some wizened old woman or middle aged woman#with wrinkles or hands toughened from years of labor#just going out into the woods#where even the men with axes won’t go anymore#and facing down the ravening beast#and saying#it’s time to come home

[larissafae]

Or the grandmother throwing the werewolf’s clothes at it and being all “God damn it Jerry, put your fucking clothes back on.”

[drowninginsketches]

“I don’t care if it scratched you, we’re keeping the cat!”

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[thaumaturgists]

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

[sclez-deactivated20150212]

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

[dark-vowelled]

The difference is citations.

[tchy-deactivated20170702]

#that’s literally it tho

[jennysjetpack]