Reinvent yourself.

Lex Luthor, Future President of the United States, Founder and CEO of LexCorp Incorporated, Philanthropist with an Altruistic Heart, and Proud Resident of Metropolis. Looking forward to sharing the successes of LexCorp and the improvements made upon our lovely city with you all. [ dep. lex luthor, links at /rules ]

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@sheddingskin liked your post: Is anybody else up a little too late tonight? Or...

Oh? Your like was a little late there, stranger. How are you this quiet night?

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Just me, that’s alright.

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Is anybody else up a little too late tonight? Or is it just me.

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It’s a little late for a stroll, so I’m gazing out at our city from my balcony. Metropolis truly is beautiful at night.

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Today I had to explain that meteors are a renewable resource.

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ckentdaily replied to your post: brightcorp replied to your post: ...

Mr. Luthor, you don’t… you don’t believe in dreams? But how else could you have amassed such a huge amount of revenue if you didn’t visualize yourself doing it before you did it?

Dreaming and hoping are normal, natural, and encouraged, Mr. Kent. However, it’s almost juvenile to dream of Superman coming to your rescue. He has millions of people looking at him as if he was God Himself, as if he will drop from the heavens and take all of our struggles away with one fell swoop. He won’t. I believe in hopes and dreams, but I don’t believe in Superman.

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brightcorp replied to your post: Your first mistake was relying on Superman to help...

A guy can dream.

He shouldn’t, to prevent further disappointment in his life.

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Your first mistake was relying on Superman to help you at all.

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Superheroes aren’t necessary for the survival of our species. 

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It’s already been too long of a Monday. I haven’t caught a break yet, despite already being home.

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ckentdaily replied to your post “I’m going to remove that post from this website myself if I have to.”

Which post, Mr. Luthor?

A post about “LMAO” meaning “Loving My Alien Overlords”. Both not funny and preposterous.

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I’m going to remove that post from this website myself if I have to.

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It’s been a long night. 

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@mingulay

My deepest apologies for the places your mind went upon laying eyes on my icon. Fortunately for you and I, it isn’t related to Maoist propaganda even remotely, but I’m glad the younger people are taking a liking to history as a subject again.

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@lexcorpinc Wow, Mr. Luthor, I never would have expected that a guy as busy as you could find time to write a blog.

Will the updates here constitute official statements on behalf of your corporations? Or is this more of a casual venture, say, a travel blog or Twitter account?

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I'm finding the motivation to make this a mixture of both! I may be a busy man with a full time job, but no man is too busy to connect with like-minded individuals. 

Some corporations have a team for this, you know, but it would go against my refreshing candor if I left such a daunting task to a team of millennials. They probably have their own social media to attend to, much like yourself.

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Oh wow, that sounds pretty fair. Wouldn't want one of the most prolific actors in our city to have his words misinterpreted.

While I acknowledge that many millenials are the life blood of sites such as these, the boomers on Facebook are beginning to give them a run for their money. But I don't want to waste your time with boring charts and numbers.

Will you be accepting questions on upcoming initiatives and legal proceedings here?

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I’m aware that the boomers on Facebook have their own social history, having been the main targets for Facebook in the first place, but corporations don’t hire Aunt Hilda to gain the eye of JCPenney and Joanne’s frequenters, they hire younger individuals because they know how to interact with most generations if given enough coin.

Upcoming initiatives, sure! Lexcorp is always in the mood to share future plans for Lexcorp branches and our city if asked. Legal proceedings are a little more complicated; too much documentation if I were to have them anywhere but in person. I’m sure you understand.

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is that genuinely what you look like

Of course it is. I have no reason to lie about my appearance online, especially if most of the world already knows what I look like.

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@lexcorpinc Wow, Mr. Luthor, I never would have expected that a guy as busy as you could find time to write a blog.

Will the updates here constitute official statements on behalf of your corporations? Or is this more of a casual venture, say, a travel blog or Twitter account?

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I'm finding the motivation to make this a mixture of both! I may be a busy man with a full time job, but no man is too busy to connect with like-minded individuals. 

Some corporations have a team for this, you know, but it would go against my refreshing candor if I left such a daunting task to a team of millennials. They probably have their own social media to attend to, much like yourself.