Moonshine And Bloodshot Eyes

Alex. 24. mostly NSFW blog. ||TX-DFW area|| ✌❤💚💛 🐾🌻👭🌈

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

submitted by @laliluleho

kajsdahfjafjkasfs love me some historical nonsense fhtank you

[chewbacca]

TLC — No Scrubs (1999)

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

[memesandlaughs]

[mitski-miyawakis]

that is the worst thing i’ve seen in my life

[babyanimalgifs]

A dream

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[stay-off-the-hook]

くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡

Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

[chrisweedpiano]

Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself

[tornpyre-deactivated20191208]

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

[saltlcks]

i thought this was about years. but yes

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandandglass]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[sharkhugger]

HUGGERS… meet the Shy Shark!  THIS IS A THING!  THIS IS REALLY A THING….! 

450 millions years of evolution and ‘if i can’t see it, it can’t hurt me’ is the best they could come up with!  WAY too adorable!  

You know, there are so many other jawsome sharks out there - shark week shouldn’t just focus on the white shark.  I love a good breach as much as the next shark lover, but these guys are too cute!  <3

[bogleech]

little shy sharks.

[cosmopolitanmagazine]

[reina-negrita-deactivated201905]

There’s so much going on here that needs explaining?

What is Taylor doing with her body?

why is lorde yodeling?

Why is jordin latched unto Jason like she don’t wanna catch some of the craziness that’s afflicting these white folks?

someone pls 

[mangosmoothie7]

god

[lexiet0asters]

I'm bringing this back

[cutiejpg-deactivated20200625]

why are single dads brave and inspirational while single mums are high school dropouts who rely on welfare and sleep around

[82883373437733-deactivated20150]

[theanimationcenter]

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

[leander-ligo]

Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize

[cross-country-suggestions]