Kurt Hummel

#c: santana lopez #convo tag: santana lopez

That's...interesting. It doesn't look like your usual stoner art.

This place is boring.

That’s what I thought.

And for many years to come.

Oh, shush.

This place is boring.

Yes but you’re my friend. Or something like that. And I never took you as someone who cared about what the Master Handbook says.

Neither will you. Learn to deal with that.

I don't.

At least for the time being, I won't.

This place is boring.

Because you think I don’t care about you when you say I’d do it to you but not to Nick.

I don’t know, Kurt. I just don’t know what to say to Nick. You have no idea how much this hurts him.

Why do you say that? He's your slave, so it's only logical you wouldn't do it to him. Although I'm pretty sure the Master Handbook says to care about no slave at all.

Just make it very clear that you won't be leaving him.

This place is boring.

You always underestimate yourself. I could perhaps do it if I thought it was better in the long run.

How am I underestimating myself?

But you don't, so I was right.

This place is boring.

If you say so.

#//im gonna go sleep #//niiiiiiiiight #c: nick duval #convo tag: nick duval

I do say so.

This place is boring.

I know you’re lying to me and I know that that’s worse than you thinking about that without lying to me about it.

It's nothing important. Just drop it already.

I wish I was a pirate!

'Course I don't! But that's okay, I wouldn't be the Captain or anything.

That way I’d have plenty of time to learn, right?

#c: brittany pierce #convo tag: brittany pierce

Right. So you have to find a Captain first? You could be the First Mate, or...whatever.

This place is boring.

Try me.

Even though you'd do that to me, you wouldn't do it to him.

This place is boring.

The fact that you’re not denying it is all I need to know.

You know nothing.

This place is boring.

Well, how’s this. Bring it up again and I’ll make sure Nick won’t get a chance to talk to you anymore.

#//you tagged nick with kh ;)#//finally im not the only one tagging wrongly #c: Blaine Anderson #convo tag: blaine anderson

You don't mean that.

This place is boring.

Or maybe you haven’t changed your mind about it after all. Which is okay, but please don’t lie about it.

Perhaps. Perhaps not. I guess we'll never know.

This place is boring.

I don’t know. Just… don’t bring it up yourself.

#//he's just being obstinate don't mind him #//he actually wasn't going to bring it up again #c: Blaine Anderson #convo tag: blaine anderson

I'll bring up whatever I want. You can control what Nick says all you want, but don't try it with me.

I wish I was a pirate!

But I wanna be a real one with a ship and a cute little monkey.

#c: brittany pierce #convo tag: brittany pierce

Wouldn't that be dangerous? Do you even know how to navigate a ship?

This place is boring.

Answer mine and I’ll answer yours.

It's not important. Silly, really. Just forget about it.

I wish I was a pirate!

#c: brittany pierce #convo tag: brittany pierce

Maybe next Halloween you can be one.

This place is boring.

I don’t just mean now. I mean for good.

And what if he brings it up?