[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[lexingtonslave-kurt]

I don’t.

At least for the time being, I won’t.

[master-blaine-x]

That's what I thought.

And for many years to come.

[master-blaine-x]

Private: Blick

[slavenick-lex]

But your birthday’s supposed to be an extra special day, Sir.

[master-blaine-x]

Okay, well... You can make a cake next year?

[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[lexingtonslave-kurt]

Why do you say that? He’s your slave, so it’s only logical you wouldn’t do it to him. Although I’m pretty sure the Master Handbook says to care about no slave at all.

Just make it very clear that you won’t be leaving him.

[master-blaine-x]

Yes but you're my friend. Or something like that. And I never took you as someone who cared about what the Master Handbook says.

Neither will you. Learn to deal with that.

[master-blaine-x]

Private: Blick

[slavenick-lex]

I don’t know, I could have made you a cake or something. Or at least tried to. But like I said, Sir, it’s not my place to be upset, and it was your birthday, not mine.

[master-blaine-x]

I'd like a cake a random day just as much.

[master-blaine-x]

Private: Blick

[slavenick-lex]

I, um, I guess I wish I could have done something special for you, Sir, but it’s not my place to be upset about it.

[master-blaine-x]

Like what? I spent the day with you, which is what I wanted.

[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[lexingtonslave-kurt]

How am I underestimating myself?

But you don’t, so I was right.

[master-blaine-x]

Because you think I don't care about you when you say I'd do it to you but not to Nick.

I don't know, Kurt. I just don't know what to say to Nick. You have no idea how much this hurts him.

[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[santana-xxx-lopez-blog-blog]

Okay. So tomorrow Puckerman and I are going to go hunting in the forest, then probably lunch. Come with and we’ll brainstorm cool plans over lunch, yea?

[master-blaine-x]

Hunting? Damn. Is there anything worth hunting for here? But yeah, that sounds like a plan.

[master-blaine-x]

Private: Blick

[slavenick-lex]

I’m always honest with you, Sir. You- you have to know that.

[master-blaine-x]

I do know that. I just want your honest opinion about me keeping my birthday from you.

[eleanor-grey-deactivated2015071]

I wish I was a pirate!

[eleanor-grey-deactivated2015071]

I like monkeys, and I like butts. And yet monkey butts are kinda gross.

[master-blaine-x]

Well, yeah, but I bet monkeys like them. They probably don't like human butts though, so we get to keep them for ourselves.

[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[lexingtonslave-kurt]

Even though you’d do that to me, you wouldn’t do it to him.

[master-blaine-x]

You always underestimate yourself. I could perhaps do it if I thought it was better in the long run.

[master-blaine-x]

Private: Blick

[slavenick-lex]

Tell me what you want from me, Sir, and I’ll do it.

[master-blaine-x]

I want you to be honest with me.

[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[lexingtonslave-kurt]

You don’t mean that.

[master-blaine-x]

Try me.

[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[lexingtonslave-kurt]

I’ll bring up whatever I want. You can control what Nick says all you want, but don’t try it with me.

[master-blaine-x]

Well, how's this. Bring it up again and I'll make sure Nick won't get a chance to talk to you anymore.

[master-blaine-x]

Private: Blick

[slavenick-lex]

I always do my best to be polite, Sir.

[master-blaine-x]

You know that's not what I mean.

[eleanor-grey-deactivated2015071]

I wish I was a pirate!

[eleanor-grey-deactivated2015071]

'Cause they're awesome! And they're free on their big pirate ships and they can have cool pets like parrots and monkeys. Plus they get loads of booty! Mmm, butts.

[master-blaine-x]

I'm not big on sailing but I do like monkeys and butts.

[master-blaine-x]

This place is boring.

[lexingtonslave-kurt]

And what if he brings it up?

[master-blaine-x]

I don't know. Just... don't bring it up yourself.

[eleanor-grey-deactivated2015071]

I wish I was a pirate!

[master-blaine-x]

What makes you wish that?