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[lagonegirl]

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[unwinona]

Read it.  Read it all.

Like DAMN.

[timelessziowl167-deactivated201]

DAMN IT TUMBLR IS FULL OF INFORMATION OMG

[qxessence]

Just the tip of the iceberg 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

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[pirategf]

don't you just love horror that doesn't rely on sexual violence or vilify mental illness or use jumpscares? don't you just love horror that creates an unsettling atmosphere and an intense feeling of wrongness even after you've suspensed your disbelief to accept that this kind of supernatural exists in that universe? don't you just love horror that's well written

[josiejogs]

My grandfather doesn’t use the word “calories” when talking about food…he uses the word “value” instead. I was eating fruit for lunch and he said “if you’re going for a run later you need something more valuable”. I sat there for a while just thinking about the way he said that. Change out a negative word with a positive one and you’ll see start seeing positive change.

[fitnessdesire]

this is actually such a smart way for people to think about food

[yesterdaysprint]

The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947

[katherinestasaph]

mood

[lemonlime]

"Stop drinking milk, Anthony!"

[jehovahhthickness]

[moon-priestesss]

This is what I’ve been saying.

[eclecticpandas]

[kamikaze-kumquat]

Y'all have no idea…

[systlin]

This is true. 

[princessslea]

Today on: will this coffee make the anxiety go faster, calm me down, have no effect at all or somehow all of the above

[aenhanse]

[xxtc-96xx]

I didn’t realize ;-;

[professorsparklepants]

Okay I reblogged this before BUT the visual contrast between the first scene and the second one is fantastic. The first sets Peter’s vibrantly multicolored suit up against the black & white colors of the reactor; the second does the same thing, but switches the palettes. Now the background is in reds and blues and Miles’ suit is the black and white. And he still catches the eye in a screen full of moving parts. THIS MOVIE, GUYS.

[mexicanonn-deactivated20230501]

it’s always so alarming to hear the John Mulaney used to do hard drugs and drink alcohol due to the fact that he’s the same man who once said hi to balloons because he thought they were a person and he didn’t want to be viewed as rude or inconsiderate

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[killrockstar]

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven

[nightonblogmountain]

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[melifair]

THE ONLY VALENTINES DAY THING THATS VALID!!!

[platinumsupa]

the Star Wars universe is great because you read enough you eventually find out things like the fact that the Stormtrooper whose armor Luke stole in Episode IV was gay and in an affair with fucking Grand Moff Tarkin, which is a completely canonical fact that I am not making up.

[platinumsupa]

this is him, by the way. His name is TK-421, and he is the star of the short story “Of MSE-6 And Men”.  He owns a mouse droid and is in an affair with a superior officer, who turns out to Tarkin.

The next time you watch a New Hope, keep in mind Luke is wearing the armor of a man who knew Tarkin sexually. The armor Luke is wearing when he says the iconic line “I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you” has more than likely been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom.

[platinumsupa]

since I’m getting naysayers about this again!

The actual officer whom the trooper is in a relationship goes unspecified within the book, and isn’t listed as Tarkin specifically

However.

The officer is described as; wearing a grey suit, continuously bragging about the strength of the Death Star, and having the highest level of clearance aboard the Death Star, which is how he is able to send secret messages to TK-421

At one point the officer says he won’t be interrogating Princess Leia because Darth Vader will be doing it, meaning he’s definitely high enough in the chain of command to know that about Vader

At one point the officer jokes he just gave an “explosive” demonstration. The story takes place right around the time Alderaan is blown up. 

According to someone on Reddit, the Audible version of the story uses Tarkin’s voice for the officer in question

It’s Tarkin. 

[mycroftrh]

I have this book and the Audible version and can confirm that nearly every word of this is true (note: the voice is, like, obviously not Peter Cushing, but it’s… pretty clearly Tarkin) except! There is one note here that is ABSOLUTELY incorrect.

That armor has never been on the floor of Tarkin’s bedroom. He is very proud of his carpet and the armor goes on the chair by his bed.

Note: the country hick accent thing is because this is their first in-person meeting and TK-421 thinks Tarkin will be into that.

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

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[goodness-gracious13]

This is what the vegans want. This is vegan propaganda

[aymerictheblue]

batman not being in birds of prey is so funny to me bc its like once he hears about harley’s situation, he fucks off to a different country for a “vacation”, and gets the occasional update from alfred that’s like “well sir, she blew up the ace chemicals.” and bruce is like:

and then he goes back to doing weird justice league grade bullshit detective work.

[foragoodtimecalltheredhood]

Alfred: she got a hyena 

Bruce: oh shit

Alfred: she named it after you

Bruce: Aww