gratudated today, and i’m so happy but so incredibly sad, oh there’s so much less of me now
cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Janaina Medeiros
noise dept.

Product Placement

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Peter Solarz

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Xuebing Du
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Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Mike Driver

#extradirty
art blog(derogatory)

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@lez-cuddle18
gratudated today, and i’m so happy but so incredibly sad, oh there’s so much less of me now
#GetTinaThick2017
I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones
Credit: @pelagicventures
Uhm what is that it’s huge?
Issa sea tortoise, like the ones that can live to around 500 years old. They’re capable of getting quite large from what I gather.
A big boy!
i hope we all get girlfriends in 2017
But wait. I’m a girl.
okay well it’s called being gay
Ever just crave a nice hip grab followed by some slow kissing bc same
i missed this ugh yes
Glow | @Mammothstock | AOI
look at this photo of my stepdad
look at these other photos of my stepdad
look at this Final Photo of my stepdad
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I really…fucking hate customer service.
Like…
Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.
Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.
So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”
It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.
This guy.
This. Fucking. Guy.
I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.
I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”
“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”
Oh boy. Here we go.
So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”
And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.
“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”
And I just.
I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.
Just
Fucking customer service, man.
Me, after coming out of a decade of depression
the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment
Why can’t a girl just talk to a guy in a friendly manner without his intentions thinking you want to fuck him. Like bro I’m fucking GAY. can I not just have a decent conversation and chill with you without feeling subconscious that your trying to jump my bones…
It’s funny how artistic we become when our hearts are broken.
Hotel Books, I Always Thought I Would Be Okay (via help-n-quotes)