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@liam-a-matthews
Hahaha I’m a functional adult that can use the phone no problem, yep, definitely *sweats*. In all seriousness, I’ve had a huge problem with doing phone calls most of my life and have made huge progress with it to the point that I can sound almost normal during them. The build up to a call is still pure agony though.
straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars
WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347
ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.
The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.
I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?
If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.
doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses?
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
What a nice sunset. 👌 (at Prague, Czech Republic) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzBrXryhKAQ/?igshid=c1bro80hr52a
So #praguequadrennial was pretty damn swell! (at Prague, Czech Republic) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByzuoC4hBzI/?igshid=uquv30wednj9
So since Instagram is mean and won't let me start a page for The Tasty Debrief (which is just mean) I'm going to post cheeky stills from when we are recording on here... Also I'm sorry Gregg as I know you're not a fan of this picture. 😘 (at Cardiff) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv5JVYdnsm2/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=j5v03hoyitc4
I have to admit, the view over to Montrose was just sublime. (at Montrose Basin Wildlife Reserve and Visitor Centre) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvz85x7H0PN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10lnc9rdjibsb
Sometimes a picture just doesn't need editing. (at Fife) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvymKjRHjIK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r3zyvm6lahou
Another cheeky still from #Cadair where it looks like I'm actually directing. 👌 (at Newport, Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvo_HQsn1RB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=62aru7sqav5n
So Stirling (and Scotland) was pretty swell. 👌 (at University of Stirling) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvmH089nqC3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=177p1plpr1toy
A nice noisy on-set picture from #Cadair 👌 (at Newport, Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvd53EaHDeY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qpxubh72lzgu
A nice throwback to a lovely day out when it was so sunny... So very sunny. Shortly after taking this I'm pretty sure I feel on my arse whilst racing a dog. (at Bute Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvWe-SjneN4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iydj7wfimcxx
Oh hey, it's me doing that Director thing. Another quick throwback to the shooting of #CadairYFampir which if you want to see the trailer jump onto my #YouTube channel or click the link in my description! 💪🎬 (at Newport, Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvSy5aaH-nZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pfhrzla8tzlf
I've just realised I've essentially posted nothing from Cadair Y Fampir and I need to start rectifying that before I start binge posting stills from Repent... (at Newport, Wales) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvQEZwZngq-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xswrl1e3nkb6
I've been real bad at actually posting anything on any social media that's of any consequence or at least nifty in my mind, so to rectify that have a proper touristy picture from Prague of myself because why not eh? (at Prague, Czech Republic) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvNfwsYHdQe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ltwgzq9kgdjq
