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Liam James Payne. 28. Bear's dad. Occasional singer, wannabe underwear model. West Midlands lad. // rp; NOT the real Liam Payne -- Unless stated otherwise, none of the gifs or photos used on this blog are mine (at the time of posting, content creators rules allow their media to be used). All credit goes to the respectable owners/creators. If something needs to be credited specifically or taken down, please message me politely and I will do so  -- 

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text: so... what if i go on friday and take care of Bear through your show? bet he'd like to see his daddy perform and i wouldn't complain if i got a chance to see you as well. that's true and it sucks but it's the fault of that damn ocean between us

text: about that, since we had to postpone the show since i got struck down by the worst flu in the history of mankind. can we take a rein-check? i don't want you getting sick since this is actually pure misery. this weekend tho, i'm v confident i've kicked this illness and can play the perfect host? forever cursing the ocean separating us rn.

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three people here you'd like to go on a date with?

@rcsesarerosie | @jesiuuu | @pvlvin | @thequeenbee-gi

yes, i'm aware that i'm cheating but just go with it. i've got the worst man-flu ever - lemme live pls.

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texts: i AM more than bored so the snow sounds like heaven... and can't really wait to see little Bear so you tell me when I can go and I'll book a ticket.

text: i've got a show on saturday but then i've got nothing planned until cheryl comes back. there's plenty of guest rooms and we'd have to have you here since we barely ever get to see you!

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If you had to disappear and start a whole new life, what would you want your new life to look like?

if i were to do a runner, i'd have to figure out how to get my son to come with me without his mum siccing the scotland yard at us. i shall give this a think and get back to you lmaoo.

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text: so... im bored of LA... would you consider having a guest? I was thinking of my options and Bear haves all the numbers... not sure where you are at tho

text: i'm in london and i have bear until the 3rd of feb when who-know-who gets back to the UK. i can't guarantee we'll get to have a snowball fight but it's cold and dreary here so if you're sick of the cali sunshine, pls do come over.

[dylanstopper]

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rcsesarerosie·:

Firstly, I should start by apologizing for falling off the face of the earth. I guess that’s what happens when ones body decides to shut down and recharge, huh? I had fans even messaging my sister to ask if I was all good, thankfully I’m still alive and kicking. Secondly, I would love to know how you’re doing and what you’ve been up to. Oh!  And my favourite little human, too. How is he? I miss him a lot. // @liampaynox·

oh no, please don’t. that seems like a pattern for us, seems like the universe is telling us something with it. you’re fully recovered now yeah? all good? i’ve been enjoying having more time with bear since his mum’s out of the country for work and then i’ve got a show on saturday, that i’m trying to prepare for. i wish there was something more exciting to report but nah, lmao. bear’s doing so good, he’s very smart - no idea where he gets that from but just a top lad. i’m sure he misses you too, just like his daddy.

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liampayne: sometimes i wish i had an adultier adult around to do all the adulting i don't wanna do. :/

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emilybettrxckards·:

Thank you! Someone who appericates my skills. How am I meant to know what co-star I like the best if I don’t know what Disney princess they are? It’s just science at this point. Oh my god, I love both of them. He totally got Ariel! He loved it and spent the rest of the day singing her songs. He took it to heart. Foot stomps, arms crossed, full pouts - I am going all out with this diva fit. 

your skills are unparalleled and i’m sticking to that. it’s a sound rating system, very fair as well. stephen as ariel, i can absolutely see it. that should be his halloween costume this year and he should serenade all of us with part of our world. please share this idea with him, it’d be the best. you’d have the most politely canadian diva fit and i’m living for the visual alone.

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imessg → 1D don (fit one)

jesse: i need to be ready to jet-set to the geordie capital should the richest football club in the world finally wear down the glazers for my signature.

jesse: another live show? them things just keep on coming when ur a musician, huh? feel like i'm worthy of a vip pass. i promise to stay hidden backstage & not take it as my kanye moment. goss? back in manchester, back to playing the field (metaphorically not literally). between the bench & random men in the toby carvery toilet my ass is making a living $$$. wbu? struck gold on love yet? sued ur ex for being a nonce?

liam: i heard they rejected newcastle's offer. i'd like that to mean they'll finally give you some minutes on the pitch but seems like a dick move on their part.

liam: another one of those here's to the future showcases. have four up and coming artists playing a few songs and i'm singing a few of mine. these are some really cool and talented folks that deserve some more eyes on them. i'm doing my part at mine, we're turning my basement into an intimate venue for my parts, so if you still wanna come hang while we film it, the door is wide open. despite switching, manU stays with a manager, who doesn't know what he's got in you. fucking disappointing. the ex is being less of an arsehole or i've just gotten used to it and am better at rolling with the punches. been in and out of sweden lately, writing new material. accepted a boatload of cash to perform at a birthday party in brazil. nothing more exciting than that to report.

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itszceydeutch·: 

how did that go? did you guys have fun? well you said snowballs fight and already had me going… but do i fit in your busy agenda, ladies man? im every kids fave, not gonna lie. can’t see myself as a mom though but the little elves love me, can’t help it. guess it’s cause i’m mostly a female version of peter pan.

there only ended up being a little snow, thank you global warming but bear had the best time rolling around in the snow with our dog. ladies man? are you sure you’re talking to the right person? since i can’t remember the last time i’ve been on an actual date or anything close to resembling that so. i’m nothing but a boring dad now. you’re like a really cool bonus aunty for a bunch of lucky kids, what a mood. 

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herranitos·:

probably. got to keep the dream alive with the odd fairytale, right? i still think your soul mate could live in a completely different century ~ absolutely convinced i was meant to marry van gogh. anyone who loves me enough to literally send me their body parts is a keeper. spoiler alert, he doesn’t end up with the friend’s wife… or at least that’s what we’re left to assume? probably found other brides to make secret, sexytime videos of without their knowledge. fending off a zombie apocalypse was obviously his karma. really? i’ll have to try it. sounds good, you can have that all to yourself while i gobble myself a meat feast.

it’s a dead romantic idea; you’ll meet the one person that’ll change your life in the most mundane situation and they become your everything. meeting your soulmate in paris - how cliche. meeting them in the produce aisle reaching for the same bell pepper, now that’s a story to tell the grandkids. would you really want someone sending you their ear tho? what a miss of a fantastic erogenous zone but that’s just where my head’s at. ;) oh good, because anyone willingly leaving Chiwetel Ejiofor for someone else is stretching my suspension of disbelief too far. sounds like we’d be perfect lunch companions. you’d get to eat all the meat you want and more cheese pizza for me. i consider this a win.

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maiamxtchell·:

She really is. I loved watching her. She made us all wear matching sweaters and everything. You did? To me, that is crazy. I never saw it growing up. Sometimes it can. Like, when it is so hot you feel like you can’t go outside otherwise you will turn to a puddle? Or you can’t touch anything because it’s so hot, it’s not fun. It is beautiful, even if I am bias. 

mumma mitchell coming through with the swag for everyone, what a legend. please tell her i love her and she needs to be protected at all cost. best thing about growing up in a place with snow was we got to skip school a few times when it got really bad. snow days without school - the best thing ever. you’re never really prepared for how humid australia really is. which part of the country did you grow up in? eh, you’re allowed. australian beaches are the best in the world and without the whole, you know, sharks thing, i’d love to live there lmao.

[liamnews]

Liam photographed by Rich Hockney - 10/01

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𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 - 𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦

Jennie: You don't need to thank me. Sooner or later we were going to bump into each other and I'd rather it not be in a public setting where other people can watch us argue. That's no good for anyone.

Jennie: Trust me, if it's Jisoo that wants you here then you'll be here. You can't tell that women no. She's stubborn which means she usually gets what she wants. You want to talk this out? Sounds risky... how do you know I wont throw something in your general direction? I have excellent aim. Well, at least you can admit it.

Liam: i'm very okay with not arguing in public. what do we need to argue about? you think i'm shite and i've already agreed with your assessment. we're on the same page here.

Liam: she's a lovely person and she's always been so kind to me. we've been talking about watching her show together, she's promised to translate for me, what an angel. i do and if it goes badly, i'm a pretty fast runner. i got nothing to lose here anyway.

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tegertonfame·:

Um, Liam, you were in one of the most popular boy bands of our time, you were on girls notebooks. Lots of them. You don’t know your beautiful and honestly, thats what makes you beautiful. Hehehe. Um, the fact you don’t see our relationship as being in a relationship, is really heart breaking. If you had asked me before I asked Mel, I would be with you in heart beat. But I see how it is. Any who, I appreciate the help and I will be sure to ask you for something in the future. You will be with me, my first tat will be with you. 

i’m pretty sure most people had harry or zayn’s face on their notebooks! i can’t believe you’re quoting one direction lyrics at me. is this what our friendship has come to? you’re still my favourite but i’m shaking my head at you rn even if you can’t see it. i’m sorry okay, just trying to be respectful here. i still love you the mostest! just lemme know! i don’t know shite about weddings but i can throw a hell of a party! just so you know, a tattoo parlor is where i’m dragging you to for your bachelor party xoxo

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imessg → 1D don (fit one)

jesse: fancy reigniting your passion for hotel mini bars? & me?

jesse: radisson blu, champagne for two. don't show up if ur a pussy. :-)

jesse: nah 4 real tho. i miss u. what u been doing?

liam: my passion for mini bars and u is as strong as ever, bubba.

liam: by the airport? fancy and practical, my favourite things. when have i ever not shown up for u?

liam: miss u too, sweets. just working, doing another live show at the end of the month and re-learning infinity again. been a minute since i last sung it. also, been far too long since i've seen you last. give me all the goss now.