Scorpio Girl

zoey deutch. actress. half time fool. {rp blog only} Unless stated otherwise, majority of the gifs and graphics used on this blog are mine. For anything that is not mine: at the time of posting, content creators rules allow their media to be used. If that is the case, all credit goes to the respectable owners/creators. If something that isn’t my content needs to be credited specifically or taken down, please message me politely and I will do so. Please do not use my gifs/graphics without permission.

[itszceydeutch]

most may have already realised i’m the worst when it comes down to plotting so in order to avoid the eternal “i’m up for just anything, did you have anything in mind” i’ll just leave a connections list over here. it’s not mandatory tho, we can always brainstorm if you’ve got any creative ideas or anything, we are always open for suggestions so that’s all folks.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ never apologize for burning too brightly   ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ visage.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ you’ll understand why storms are named after people  ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ musings.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ you’ll understand why storms are named after people  ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ musings.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ i write truths and never fiction  ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ texts.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ if words were swords  ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ tweets.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ i spare no enemies in this dress  ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ outfits.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ wearing wildness like a second skin  ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ gifts.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ memories turn into daydreams  ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ paras.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ whenever this world is cruel you’ll have me   ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ luca o’brien.

⁽  ⠀  ♡  ⠀  ⁾  ⠀    ⠀ in a storm i’ll still be here   ⠀ /  ⠀ *  ⠀ dylano.

[itszceydeutch]

mamma-mazz-hf​:

Oh, it does. I would be worried someone was trying to contact me about them if I didn’t have it with me or there was no signal.

you can never disconnect mom mode once you’ve become one, right? honestly all moms are superheroes for me.

[itszceydeutch]

five people here you'd like to take on a date?

okay this will be a little ashaming and awkward but here i go, in no particular order:

@jsephadam

@stkes

@fmjames & Liam Hemsworth (idk i can't tag him niko)

@kjapaz

[itszceydeutch]

guys i think i’m up to date with the hfrpconnect posts, drafts and starters i owed but if i owe you something (whatever is it) or if you want smth always feel free to hmu. 

[itszceydeutch]

hey, i’m not sure if you still remember me cause it’s been a hot minute - for which i take the complete blame. but hey, i’m your friend Deutch, Zoey Deutch. crazy, petit, obsessed with her dog... hope that rings a bell cause i’ve missed you loads. and yes, believe it or not i’m back from the land of dead @srahpaulsons​

[itszceydeutch]

camilamcndcs​:

Oh believe me, whenever you need it to be high pitched to where people know it is you it happens.  So do not act like you are innocent cause in no way are you when it comes to that cause I even do it from time to time.  Okay, okay, I just wanted to ask cause you usually warn me when you are going to be going off the grid and this time you didn’t.  

PRIVATE: Can you do me a favor and hit me over the head so I do not have to face some people in the next few weeks?  Please and thank you!  The male species is confusing me and I feel as if I am in way over my head here.  

i promise i’m alright, but between the divorce and not really having any projects booked - which is awesome since i get to rest but you know me, i’m a workaholic- i just needed a breather.

PRIVATE: hit you over the head? does it work if i kidnap you instead? okay, try to explain me more cause i’m confused. which specific specimen are we talking about? cause i feel there is one particular guy involved in this scenario but i’ll need more details to give my opinion on the matter.

[itszceydeutch]

elizabethegangillies-hf​:

Sorry to disappoint. I have plenty of faith in you…but climbing trees can be tricky!

you broke my heart, liz! just have a little more faith in me that i might be clumsy but not that much, not always anyways.

[itszceydeutch]

📨 zoey.

joe: i've been known to be a sweet talker every now and then.

joe: you sure did! knew you'd be easy to convince. i say we book a flight and crash his peaceful aussie trip. he's out here going to harry styles concerts & posting all these fun photos while we're here dealing with our heartbreak. unfair.

joe: you can skip that talk. i know who you are, zo.

zoey: and it's clearly showing...

zoey: well, usually i'm not but on this particular matter, how can a girl say no? have you seen his last pics with sydney sweeney and cast? i almost start yelling THAT SHOULD BE ME. it's totally unfair, i say you book the flights and i book the rooms. he won't see it coming.

zoey: thank god cause that's so awkward joe.

[itszceydeutch]

HFRP Connect 💌 DylanS

dylan: I meant literally waiting on you because you kinda take forever....sorry, not sorry 😅

dylan: I don't know where it came from, honestly. I've heard it before but I didn't come up with it.

dylan: I don't have years of unrequited love or feelings to disclose, if that's what you're expecting. I'm sorry to disappoint

zoey: oh, shut up dylan. i'm trying to build up something here ;) the more you wait for me, the more you want me.

zoey: damn! i was hoping to get who was behind that phrase.

zoey: no unrequited feelings? you sure? here i thought you've had a crush since suite life on deck

[maddenxo]

Richard Madden; 36 | actor, scotsman, the quintessential middle child.

the worst fads that i participated in: juice cleanse. it’s bloody awful, makes you feel like shit and doen’t actually work. thanks a lot goop. i also had a tamagotchi as a kid and a velour track suit as a teenager. absolutely tragic. 

two truths and a lie: 

- my mother’s nickname for me is little dick. 

- i auditioned to play jon snow but got cast as robb stark instead.

- i started acting to help get over my shyness. i was an awkward, overweight kid and being on stage helped me out of my shell.

I spend most of my money on: sunglasses and coffee. i’m the best customer of my local starbucks and they all know me by name and my order by heart. brown sugar oatmilk shaken espresso.

[itszceydeutch]

mamma-mazz-hf​:

I would be just worried of there was no signal. Especially if someone needed to contact me about my children. I would have to say when I am on a plane. That is probably the longest. I mean I would have my phone, it just wouldn’t be on.

oh i’m guessing when you have a kid it just gets more complicated. thankfully my only child is a dog. 

[jsephadam]

anyone else constantly being put in their place by their kids? i have a daughter, willa, and she’s just on the verge of turning three. lately she has made sure to let me know that she doesn’t give a fuck that i’ve got some type of claim to fame and it’s been an extremely humbling experience. i was rehearsing a song in her company and she had no hesitation in coming up to me, putting her finger on my lips, and telling me it was nice song. a clear enough sign that her glorified snack holder (me) needed to shut up. had me doubting my whole singing career and fearing the day her sister reaches that age. rip. anyway, enough about that, how have you been?  / @hfrpstarters​

[itszceydeutch]

oh my, you have a three years old? when did that happen? i mean - not the kid cause i may or may not be a jonas fan and may or may not know you had a kid but didn’t realize it had been that long. what does their mom think or say about that? are you guys still together? but also that’s what i adore about kids, they can be so rough and sincere. they are great critics.

[itszceydeutch]

camilamcndcs​:

Who are you again?  You look familiar yet the voice is not ringing any bells for me.  Awww, you are so sweet and it is okay, I feel as if I might be doing the same thing in a couple weeks so do not worry about it.  Is everything okay, Zoe?  

see? now i know you are lying, miss mendes, cause there is no way you can forget my voice. not like it’s nice or anything but it’s so high pitched that makes it unforgetable. everything is perfect i just had a hectic year on 2022 and i needed to get away from everyone and everything to recharge batteries.

[itszceydeutch]

elizabethegangillies-hf​:

Not entirely under a rock….just in my house. But the metaphor still works. You didn’t hurt yourself climbing a tree did you?

damn!! cause it would had been so cool if you had been living with patrick star... of course i didn’t hurt myself, just have some faith in me.

[itszceydeutch]

HFRP Connect 💌 DylanS

dylan: I'd say I'm pretty used to waiting on you. It's second nature at this point, no worries

dylan: "you miss a hundred percent of the shots you never take"

dylan: I took my shot

zoey: waiting on me? i need to know more about this, please.

zoey: okay that's a wise phrase but who did you steal it from?

zoey: well here i am, is there anything you've been dying to tell me or ask me?

[itszceydeutch]

📨 zoey.

joe: now this is a match made in heaven.

joe: not only because we're both incredibly good looking, but i just found my partner in crime when it comes to annoying glenn.

joe: are you in or should i break out the sweet talk?

zoey: made in heaven? that's a smooth move, joseph.

zoey: did i just hear the two magic words "annoy" and "glen" used on the same sentence? now this is some serious business, i'm touched. he had the nerve to go to australia and i didn't get my invite.

zoey: if the previous DM didn't make it clear enough then this one will - yes, 100% in

zoey: also im guessing i can save the whole "hey i'm zoey deutch, i'm an actress... blah blah" talk right?

[jakeperalta]

romance in film gif meme: [2/5] gazes/yearnings

set it up (2018) dir. claire scanlon