James Howlett

In 1985, my parents made the creation that is now me

[zicren-deactivated20250331]

[neilcicierega]

Never forget how Disney ruined Doug by slapping on a bunch of arbitrary bullshit changes:

• The Beets broke up • Honker Burger closed • Roger got rich • Connie got a more “normal” body type • Doug became Porkchop’s pet • Skeeter’s safeword changed from “honk honk” to “eebeedeebee” • The town was named Doug • “Patti Mayonnaise Memorial Swimming Pool” WTF! • Mayor White became part of Doug’s circle of friends • Sex moans in the theme song • Everyone could see Doug’s imagination sequences happen in reality • 9/11 predictions got a lot less subtle • Mr. Dink calmed down • Judy Funnie became a baby • Mr. Bone lived in Doug’s walls • Doug’s voice actor was replaced by Sir Michael Caine • Every episode was 4 hours long • Every character was nude with grotesquely long, muscular torsos • Roger always dropped a gun on the floor in every scene • Doug turned twelve  • Every episode ended with Doug’s parents dying

[danger]

[suspend]

[lespresso]

Untitled, 2021.

[fanonical]

sunny baudelaire brings out her own cookbook at age 5, causing widespread impostor syndrome for all adult cooks

[silent-alien]

[if98]

“If it breaks your heart but opens your eyes, take that as a win.”

[quotemadness]

“If you want to be strong, stop saying things that make you feel weak.”

— Jordan Peterson

[u-have-been-hacked]

Don't blame yourself for things, that weren't under your control.

[yms1]

drop everyone who's not matching your vibes

[iranipapi]

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Heart and Soul Nebulae

[a-bm77-deactivated20240621]

I lost my mind to understand yours

[soracities]

“As June runs into warm July I think of little else but you.”

— Wendy Cope, excerpt of “From June to December” (A Summer Villanelle)

[thoughtkick]

“A little rain is nothing compared to the storm I grew up in.”

— Mandy K., Constellation of Sadness

[proevil]

Full moon - more here!