If you missed any or all of the Unus Annus livestream, hereโs a summary of every hour:
~11 hours out: The channel name couldโve been Annus Singulos (they decided on Unus Annus at a Buffalo Wildwing)
They always planned on it ending on Friday the 13th NOT the 15th (@ MatPat)
The dude who interrupted the sex toys video was not a mailman, he was just some guy. He did not comment on the sex toy stuff.
~10 hours out: They look at memes. Mark โhook car batteries up to my nipples and Iโll say yes every timeโ Fischbach is NOT a masochist, he just wants to know what it feels like to be hit by a car
Ethan is going to marry the microphone clip on his shirt
Dollar Shave Club never got back to them about a sponsorship
The workers including the actress in the escape room actually enjoyed having Mark and Ethan doing their shtick there
~9 hours out: Vincent the editor made a best of his edits throughout the videos, it was beautiful, it was mostly just clips of dying
He also wrote them a WHOLE DAMN ORIGINAL SONG!!! IN A WEEK!! About stopping the clock!!! He rapped!
Marcus the editor did a funny edits-roll as well, it was brilliant
~8 hours out: Rachel shows her edits roll! Some of the funniest clips in the whole series!
A comment they read: Mark can do any of his edgy project ideas now and thatโs terrifying.
Mark: Just wait til you see my next project.
Their merch manager had to buy a 4th warehouse to produce all the merch that had been ordered
If anyone sees Unus Annus pictures or any reminiscence of it in the future and ask where itโs from we are supposed to respond with โYou wouldnโt get it ๐โ
~7 hours out: they complain more about enema water gun
They re-watch the Pepper spray video. Mark talked about how he thinks about the pain whenever he sees videos of riotors/protestors getting sprayed. Everyone in chat chantedย โBLMโ andย โACABโ for a few minutes.
Lixian the editor had his edit reel played (โThey make em (the people) pretty in Portugalโ)
Mark was salty at Youtube because they claimed they didnโt make billboards for YouTube shows and hence, wouldnโt make a billboard for A Heist With Markiplier, but then later made one for James Charlesโ show
Mark presented Amy with a BRAND NEW BUG WATCHย ๐ญ
Amy: No nothing on their (Youtubeโs) Twitter, theyโre not talking about it (Unus Annus)
Mark: Guess itโs not important enoughโฆ
Amy: Theyโre too busy tweeting aboutย โWorld Kindness Dayโ
Mark: Oh yeah Friday the 13th 2020 wOrLd KiNdNeSs DaY
~6 hours out: Ethan compares the channel dying to putting down a dog. Things get serious for a beat, people in chat start crying.
They look at fanart for a while, Mark criticizes it like an asshole
They look at Pink Trombone again.
Mark and Ethan guarantee that after the channel is gone they will not forget about it. Mark also permits people to make creations / art after Unus Annus is deleted.
~5 hours out: They re-watch Pee Sauna, dying inside all the way.
DJ Burt Blackarach surprises them with a cake and champagne.
Chat is flooded withย โโค๐งก๐๐๐๐โ messages for a while
Looking at memes again, Mark confirms that the noises that the radio made in SCP Amy were 100% just the radios, not them, making the sounds. They still donโt know why they made those sounds.
Mark and Ethan bed for 1mil like in order to see whatโs actually inย the Unus Annus casket. They might even lay down in it.
~4 hours out: We find out that the in the Childrenโs Games in Total Darkness video, the weird shot of them both in a trance staring into the phone screen was actually just them trying to adjust their eyes back to normal light and it wound up looking super cool.
Vincentโs highlight reel is played again while everyone takes a break, supposedly there is a โsurpriseโ to be revealed soon.
A tattoo artist named Danielle comes on the set, Ethan says heโs going to get an Unus Annus tattoo live.
~3 hours out: More fanart. Mark admits that after this ends, heโs probably never going to wear his suit ever again, he might bury it. (Thereโs not much room left in his backyard)
Mark talks Danielle the tattoo artistโs ear off about how wholesome and educational the channel and not cursed his channel was.
Mark and Ethan then do a full 180 and confess to Danielle all their sins; cooking with sex toys, pee sauna, pee life straws, the pee soda idea, and drilldo, etc.
Amy: (while Eefโs getting tattooed) โMark, heโs choosing to spend his last day in pain. And youโre not!โ
Mark: (looking at a picture of a tattoo) How long do you think that tattoo would take?
Danielle: Probably 3 hours.
Mark: 3 HOURS?!?! Thatโs more time than we have to live!!
Alex, Markโs trainer, made them a euology video. It was like a LORE-filled poem made of secret callbacks to the titles of past videos.
Ethanโs poem is done, it is aย โ 00:00:00ย โ on his left arm.
Stevie who runs the merch shop makes a guesst appearance. He self descirbes as โtired and sad and a little tipsy.โ He seems both grateful and dead inside. He says heโs going to do a matching tattoo with Ethan.
Mark admits he was planning on not doing merch originally, but heโs glad he changed his mind.
~2 hours out: They talk about behind the scenes of Hee hoo. The reason Markโs still wearing high socks during this is because of all the burs so he doesnโt scrape of his legs. Amy wrote the whole end credits story about Ethan meeting Michelle Obama and dying a tyrant.
Mark never got to watch Ethan kidnaps Mark, so they watch it.
They watch The Truth about Unus Annus, Amy surprises Mark with a white tophat. #MarkโsNewHat (itโs an extra large)
Mark and Eef make their last tweets as Unus and Annus
Mark got cool Unus Annus custom pocket watches for Ethan and Amy
~1 hour out:ย Things get serious. Mark and Ethan private the Unus Annus Instagram (so that no one else can take the Unus Annus handle) and delete all the posts.
Mark proposes that Amy be the one to hit the delete button at the end of the channel. They agree to do it together.
They hit 1 million likes. They open the coffin. Thereโs nothing in the coffin, but the inside it very pretty, split-colors silk. They take turns laying in it for the first time with the door shut. Itโs comfy. Even Amy tries laying in it.
Mark says a short eulogy for Eef as Eef does for Mark. They both say a eulogy for Amy. They both get choked up. The coffin is now called the Cry Box.
They delete the Unus Annus Twitter. They set the Subreddit to private. Apparently there were no mods on that subreddit except Mark.
Mark finally confessed to Amy that he punched a hole in the wall. Amy was there when it was being patched up, but she fogave him anyway.
They play The Barrel and sing along. They thank their team. They thank the audience.
Amy comes down. They all put their hands on the computer.ย โUnus Annus.โ the click delete. The channel is gone forever. Memento mori.
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