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I was half-laughing now, breathless with hysteria. My stomach ached and I dug my fists into my guts to stop the laughter spilling out. As I watched she lit another mountain of pancakes and served them deftly from the frying pan, liquid flame running from plate to plate like St Elmo's fire.
- Chocolat by Joanne Harris
`You may not have lived much under the sea--' (`I haven't,' said Alice)--`and perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster--' (Alice began to say `I once tasted--' but checked herself hastily, and said `No, never') `--so you can have no idea what a delightful thing a Lobster Quadrille is!'
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
(via The Perfect Gluten-Free Vegan Pancake | Fork and Beans)
Mrs. Jones sets down my breakfast of pancakes and bacon, and for Christian an omelet and bacon. We sit side by side at the breakfast bar in a comfortable silence.
- Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. James
She took down a jar from one of the shelves as she passed; it was labelled `ORANGE MARMALADE', but to her great disappointment it was empty: she did not like to drop the jar for fear of killing somebody, so managed to put it into one of the cupboards as she fell past it.
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
Inspecting the impressive contents of the fridge, I decided on a Spanish omelet...Christian is still in his study, no doubt invading some poor, unsuspecting fool's privacy and compiling information. The thought is unpleasant and leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. My mind is reeling. He really knows no bounds.
- Fifty Shades of Darker by E.L. James
`I passed by his garden, and marked, with one eye, How the Owl and the Panther were sharing a pie--'
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
`You may not have lived much under the sea--' (`I haven't,' said Alice)--`and perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster--' (Alice began to say `I once tasted--' but checked herself hastily, and said `No, never') `--so you can have no idea what a delightful thing a Lobster Quadrille is!'
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
'They do a delicious seafood chowder here.' Christian says. He's asking me.
'Chowder and beer sound great.' I smile at him.
'Two chowders?' Dante asks.
'Please.' Christian grins at him.
- Fifty Shades of Darker by E.L. James
...she went to work nibbling at the mushroom (she had kept a piece of it in her pocket) till she was about a foot high: then she walked down the little passage: and THEN--she found herself at last in the beautiful garden, among the bright flower-beds and the cool fountains.
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
`Would you tell me,' said Alice, a little timidly, `why you are painting those roses?'
Five and Seven said nothing, but looked at Two. Two began in a low voice, `Why the fact is, you see, Miss, this here ought to have been a RED rose-tree, and we put a white one in by mistake; and if the Queen was to find it out, we should all have our heads cut off, you know...
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, `It was the BEST butter, you know.'
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
...round the neck of the bottle was a paper label, with the words `DRINK ME' beautifully printed on it in large letters.
It was all very well to say `Drink me,' but the wise little Alice was not going to do that in a hurry. `No, I'll look first,' she said, `and see whether it's marked "poison" or not'...if you drink much from a bottle marked `poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later.
However, this bottle was NOT marked `poison,' so Alice ventured to taste it, and finding it very nice, (it had, in fact, a sort of mixed flavour of cherry- tart, custard, pine-apple, roast turkey, toffee, and hot buttered toast,) she very soon finished it off.
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
`Did you say pig, or fig?' said the Cat.
`I said pig,' replied Alice; `and I wish you wouldn't keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly: you make one quite giddy.'
`All right,' said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.
`Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,' thought Alice; `but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my life!'
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
`A likely story indeed!' said the Pigeon in a tone of the deepest contempt. `I've seen a good many little girls in my time, but never ONE with such a neck as that! No, no! You're a serpent; and there's no use denying it. I suppose you'll be telling me next that you never tasted an egg!'
`I HAVE tasted eggs, certainly,' said Alice, who was a very truthful child; `but little girls eat eggs quite as much as serpents do, you know.'
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
All on a summer day:
The Knave of Hearts, he stole the tarts,
And took them quite away!
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
'Pop!' Ted holds out his hands and Sophie passes one to him. It's dripping already.
'Here - let mummy see.' I sit up, take the popsicle from Ted, and quickly slip it into my mouth, licking off the excess juice. Hmm...cranberry, cool and delicious.
- Fifty Shades Freed by E. L. James
Then the Queen left off, quite out of breath, and said to Alice, 'Have you seen the Mock Turtle yet?" 'No,' said Alice. "I don't even know what a Mock Turtle is.' 'It's the thing Mock Turtle Soup is made from," said the Queen.
- Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
