WHAT ME WORRY?

ind. mcu-adjacent loki

[lokisuggestion]

places i rule over:

gas station bathrooms that are cleaner than they have any right to be

the factory that makes the bread paintings displayed in panera bread (but not panera bread itself) 

the idea, but not the actual physical presence, of Connecticut  

the only corner of a hot topic store where security camera doesn’t reach

fred armesin’s vinyl cabinet 

anywhere that sells ball-jointed dolls

the pocket dimension where hair ties go when you lose them

the manager’s office of a specific petco store in west virginia where the store manager, a guy named Zach, has been slowly accumulating different spiritually active crystals in order to create an extremely potent magical weapon 

the timeshare in mexico your dad bought “for work reasons” (i am the work reasons)

kmart 

[lieguts-blog]

@rekant

     “Could you perhaps – not do that while I’m eating.” Manners. “Please.”

[lieguts-blog]

@bonnmot

     “Well, you can’t say I screened the questions before you ask them, Mr Floats, that rather defeats the point of me screening them. I’m here to improve my reputation, not squash it into the dirt. I can see the headlines now.” He flashes a hand in front of his face with each word. “Not So Low-Key After All. Colon. Trickster God Screens Questions On Jandy Quotes’ Podcast Before They Are Asked. Colon. What Else Is He Hiding. Question mark.” Bit long.

[lieguts-blog]

[lieguts-blog]

sherilyn fenn is the only real loki fc and all other fcs are cowards playing little coward games anyways this is a tiny starter call

[lieguts-blog]

wiseguts:

      ‘ i didn’t hit you, ’ he has to scoff knowing how little effort it would take to sock him proper if he intended. ‘ i tapped you. lightly. ’

     “A tap is a kind of hit and you know it. Don’t be deliberately obtuse.”

[lieguts-blog]

memoryserved:

They hurry to put it on its rightful shelf when his back turned. There’s a time and place to kick up a fuss, and Loki’s worth saving energy for when they need it. “Loki, I am the mixed patterns of people. Be used to it.”

     “I really ought to respect your inherently chaotic nature.” His tone implies an unfinished end to that sentence: but I shan’t. He’s really trying for politeness, though. Turning over a new leaf, and so on.

     He falls into step behind them. “That’s all beside the point, in any case. I’m not a supervillain.”

[wolves-with-dragons]

Thor Ragnarok Sentence Starters

“ Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. “

“ We’re the same, you and I.  “

“ I have to get off this planet!  “

“ We’re gonna get outta here. “

“ As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. “

“ A creepy old man cut my hair off! “

“ So much has happened since I last saw you! “

“ Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. “

“ Then I met you. “

“ It all got too corporate “

“ I don’t hang with them anymore. “

“ How did you end up here? “

“ What are you up to these days? “

“I can’t believe you’re alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.“

“How was I supposed to know? I can’t the see the future. I’m not a witch.“

“ Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building’s being demolished? “

“ I swear I left them right here. “

“ I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. “

“ Because’s that what heroes do. “

“ Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you. “

“ So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. “

“ Do you have a better plan? “

“ I still hate it. It’s humiliating. “

“ I don’t know your game, but you can not stop me! “

“ My destiny is to rule all others. “

“ So they’re dead. I’d have liked to have seen that. “

“ There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. “

“ I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors. “

“ For once in your life, don’t smash!

“  All his deeds of peace… none of what he did to get it! “

“  I think you can handle things from here. “

“ Now hold still. My hands aren’t as steady as they used to be! “

“ You think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t think for one minute, you second-rate… “

“ I’m not as strong as you. “

“ I just want a chance to prove myself. “

“ I’m not a queen, or a monster… “

“ By the Eternal Flame, you are reborn! “

“ What were you the god of, again? “

“ The revolution has begun! “

“ Darling, you have no idea what’s possible. “

“ Kneel, before your queen. “

“ Do you think it’s right to go back to Earth? “

“A wise man never seeks out war. But he must always be ready for it"

“ Life is about growth and change. “

“ Where are the weapons? “

“ This team of yours, it got a name? “

“ So I’m putting together a team. “

“ Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! “

“ It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with (item) and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. “

“ Yeah… it’s probably for the best that we’ll never see each other again.

“ And you and I had a fight. “

[wiseguts-blog]

@lieguts.     

      ‘ i know you and i had very…different relationships with father, but his death must still be taking some kind of toll on you. ’ without a heavy guardedness, he looks rather battered when he sighs. ‘ -even if the feeling isn’t really one of loss. ’

[lieguts-blog]

     “Thor, the man stole me as a baby and raised me to live a lie.”

     “I know you’re prone to sentimentality, brother, but surely you can’t be that naïve. I’ve never been happier.”

[oldhats-deactivated20180418]

@lieguts

   “You been doing your mindfulness exercises?” Bambi has not been doing his mindfulness exercises. Bambi has the look of somebody who has not been doing their mindfulness exercises. It’s in the stubble. “Yeaaah you have, you’re a domesticated man, I see it. Tamed shrew.”

[lieguts-blog]

     “Please don’t insult me.” Don’t let the tempered reaction fool you; he’s boiling with incandescent rage. “Can you imagine if I said that to you? If I came up to you and said, Oh, I bet you’ve been doing yoga and buying scented candles and learning to live with your faults so that you can grow and change and become a better person. It’s almost libel.”

[boingoalive1988]

if you ever feel safe please remember that im out there

[lieguts-blog]

“i’m not a witch.” “no? then why are you dressed like one?” THOR AND LOKI, WRITTEN BY FREDDIE AND BOBBY. ART CREDIT. 

[lieguts-blog]

@wiseguts

     “You’d think they would’ve come up with a better transport solution quite some time ago.” He’s squashed up against the door, and someone just stood on his foot. This is going from bad to worse, and it’s so warm down here. “I mean, really. This is just degrading.” Someone else sneezes, right on his shoulder. Grimly, he grits his teeth.

[sadfatkid]

Visit Original Link

[themusewithinthemusewithout]

Queen of Swords by Marco Nizzoli.

[lieguts-blog]

wiseguts:

   ‘ lying ? hardly. ’ a slap to his shoulder. ‘ sometimes the truth just hurts. ’

     “Don’t hit me.” It comes out as a hiss, but the real highlight of the moment is not his sudden pent-up fury but the way it explodes from him. He pushes Thor back.

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memoryserved:

Can he read minds? They’ve given up on indexing the powers of everybody who walks into their life, so Kennedy will have to settle for hoping Loki cannot read minds and can’t hear them pondering lazily, shut up shut up shut uuup shut up.

   “Oh, dear, I’m so sorry to hear that.” They grab a six pack of lager from the fridge. Just in case they need it. “Next time you should mail in your headshots, I’m sure journalists wanna capture that sexy supervillain smoulder in the paper.”

     “Oh, come now, Kennedy.” Loki picks up a pack of spearmint gum and flips it over to read the back. “Sarcasm doesn’t suit you.” Curiosity over the sugar content sated, he sets the pack back on the shelf, in the peppermint section. Direct action.