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If you follow me I hope you’re on tumblr at exactly the right time otherwise I will consume your dashboard sandworm style ❤️

#mostly reblogs #but still

fictionadventurer

I love that Jules Verne asked the question "What kind of person could circumnavigate the world in 80 days?" and decided that the answer was not a groundbreaking explorer or genius inventor, but a guy who's really, really, really obsessed with train and boat schedules.

oqmemphis

my final paper for my CS degree was literally "how can we algorithmically optimise for the fastest possible circumnavigation route on commercial flights?", which incidentally required me to adopt a very good working knowledge of what flight options are available at what times (and also led to me accidentally memorising several hundred airport codes)

oqmemphis

incidentally the fastest possible route seems to be about 51 hours, if you're working from 2022 schedules like i was. if you use current schedules and are very optimistic about how quickly you can transfer between flights, you can maybe get it down to around 48 hours (also known as 25 millivernes).

fictionadventurer

The very best thing about tumblr is that you can make a post about a 154-year-old novel and get responses like this.

copperbadge

Someday I'm gonna.

subaru-copilot

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

remy-labelle-purple

My sister wants me to post this meme.

It would be very special to me if people who are new to this fandom understood that Filmation was a workplace where the gays were out at their workplace in the 1970s and 80s.

In 1982 Mattel came up with He-Man and Battle Cat and Skeletor and the battle to control Castle Grayskull but it was intensely-queer-friendly Filmation in 1983 that invented Prince Adam and Cringer and the whole secret identity/transformation motif.

And the preschool bullies who were already targeting us for gender non-conformity weren't using "gay" as a slur yet but they most assuredly were using "girl" as one. But then we went home to He-Man and She-Ra and we got to see an effeminate himbo and a Barbie doll who had used to be a villain save the world over and over, in secret, in caricaturistically-performative clothing.

thickness-protection-program

Why is this heat so hot 😩

fagapult

It’s the heat

thickness-protection-program

Source?

mamoswole

thickness-protection-program

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong

scratch-meowt

my hottest take

keeper-of-the-flames

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

pusheenthenerdcat

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

maimonideznuts

pusheenthenerdcat

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

hedgebotherer

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

naamahdarling

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

dramaticpokemonpictures

Rest in peace Akihiro Miwa (1935-2026)

I haven't seen anyone talking about this and just wanted to make a quick post on here.

Akihiro Miwa recently passed away peacefully june 20th, and was not only a drag queen and a queer icon, but also the japanese voice of Arceus in the movie Arceus and the jewel of life, as well as the witch from Howl's moving castle and Moro from Princess Mononke.

Rest in peace and thank you for the wonderfull impact you made in this world.