❝Wait - but doesn’t the chocolate defeat the purpose
of running in the first place?❞
"Just.. do that thing, with your lips where they close and just.. don't think about that. Think of it like making room for the calories, yeah?"
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❝Wait - but doesn’t the chocolate defeat the purpose
of running in the first place?❞
"Just.. do that thing, with your lips where they close and just.. don't think about that. Think of it like making room for the calories, yeah?"
may 15th 2023 / st. mungo's hospital / liesel & open
"Before you get more involved with the idea of whether or not I’ll be able to perform in bed, I have to tell you that I’ve got a girlfriend. So, even if you wanted to, this wouldn’t be able to happen, doc. Cheers, though." Kiran retorted cheekily with a small smirk fixed in place. "How long do you think I’ll be out for?" Not that it mattered. He’d be right back on his broom tomorrow.
"Well, damn it! And I thought my raging homosexuality would be the thing that dampened our connection, Mr Khan." she mused, her own smirk fading into a chuckle. "Make sure to ice it, over clothing preferably, for a few hours. Can't imagine it'll put you out of the game for more than a few weeks though."
may 15th 2023 / st. mungo's hospital / liesel & open
It was his tailbone, they said. But from what he could tell, it was just a fancy way of saying he broke his ass - literally. “Oh goodie,” he said sarcastically. Wincing a bit, the boy pulled himself further up on the bed, and then gave her his signature Robins smirk. “I don’t know Lie, sounds like an A+ pick up line to me.” His smile fading a bit, Leander tapped his fingers impatiently on the bed. “So, can I leave now?” Despite his attitude, he was anxious to leave - the last time he’d been at the hospital was when he brought his mother home.
She turns quickly, setting her clipboard on a flat surface, her face scrunching up when she see's he's began to lift himself. "Woah, nope. I do advise not sitting for long periods of time, especially on hard surfaces but keep still, alright. You need to ice it every few hours (not directly on the skin) and as it's a fracture it's going to take up to eight weeks to heal, so Quidditch is off the table." It's off-putting how eager the kid is to leave, the tapping of his fingers and the sneak-glances towards the door, so for good measure she's rooting through the draws for a flyer about how to treat such an injury or something. "This might help you," she smiles, handing a dog-eared and slightly bent guide over to him. "as will I if you have any troubles, any other troubles too."
"That's the stupidest question I've ever heard." + "You don't deserve my fucking speech." - Reese to Liesel
"THAT'S THE STUPIDEST QUESTION I'VE EVER HEARD"
She sighs, eyes rolling as her head lolls to the side. In all fairness, Liesel was very much someone who (unless you told her) wouldn’t really get the most obvious things. “Where you going? Ree- Reese! Would I get electrocuted if I stuck my wand in a plug socket!”
"YOU DON'T DESERVE MY FUCKING SPEECH"
“You wrote a speech?" There was laughter bubbling in her thought, the hilarious thought of Reese, seething like a cartoon character as she wrote a speech did that apparently. She bites her lip, a ‘subtle’ attempt at clamping them shut before she laughs right in her friends face. “What’s it about then, um, your speech.”
"The extreme always seems to make an impression." (from Lavender)
"THE EXTREME ALWAYS SEEMS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION."
She nods softly, bringing her mug towards her and soaking up whatever warmth is lingering. “I didn’t know 4pm was the new 2am for you?What’s with the philosophical whatever-isms.”
❝ Yeah, that’s because I never jog, Liesel! No, cause of death will be by your inflexibility to go slower. When I said I needed a distraction I didn’t mean one that will i n e v i t a b l y kill me !❞
"At least speed-walk... C'mon, this.. Fresh air! It clears your head a bit, doesn't it? See, distraction done and dusted. And I'll have you know, i'm very flexible."
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Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?
Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling.
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
There are no stupid questions.
That's the stupidest question I've ever heard.
[insert name here], you look like hell.
I just killed my best friend.
The extreme always seems to make an impression.
Suicide is a private thing.
You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic!
Are we going to prom or to hell?
Why are you pulling on my dick?
Why do you have to be such a mega bitch?
It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience.
She's my best friend. God, I hate her.
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.
I don't really like your friends either.
Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?
Our love is god, let's go get a slushie.
I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.
That knife is filthy.
You don't deserve my fucking speech.
Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
I say we just grow up, be adults and die.
I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya...
They all want me as a friend or a fuck.
Some people need different kinds of convincing than others
Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
Nice guys finish last, I should know.
You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.
My teenage angst bullshit has a body count.
may 15th 2023 / st. mungo's hospital / liesel & open
"Well, good news is that despite it all, it doesn't look infected from what I can see. Bad news, you're going to be bruised all over and I don't think there's a cool way to spin this story to get you laid." she says with a hum. She pulls a sheet down, covering her notes on her clipboard and looking in bemusement at the patient of the hour. Quidditch must be worth this !
You know what I like in a girl? My fingers.
❝Remind me again - why are we running? And how did you convince me this was a good idea?❞
❝ It's good for your health for one! Best your heart conks out while you're actually testing it, I suppose. I think I mentioned chocolate, too. ❞
quirks my muse habitually has; Liesel Fenwick
Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths. ( source )
1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breakthrough a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45: Skeptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.
❝ You've got the heart of an old man. Cause of death: RUNNING UP-HILL. Loser ! ❞
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"How could I have been so blind?" (from Lavender)
" HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND? "
❝ It's not uncommon, Miss Brown, for aggressors to show a better, more appealing side of themselves and for them to offer help or assistance, before using that against you, making you feel like you owe them something. ❞
She's souring her notes, allowing her teeth to gnaw at her top lip, or at least whatever's left of it. She notes Lavender's own w o r n appearance, from the tired eyes to slight pain she looks to be in every so often. The full moon had phased into a new cycle less than a week ago, but with the way Liesel's back ached and her body boiled, a FEVER burning through her, it felt like h o u r s.
❝ Describing him as charming and HANDSOME, but never decietful, or really any awful words. As someone who plays on your insecurities, I don't understand how you allow him to linger in your good books.. ❞
Lavender was an interesting enough individual: she came across as quite the woman, beautiful and intelligent, too caught up in the woes of being a werewolf for her to look past it without a potion, too apparently. you weren't blind, lavender.
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"He did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water."
"Hey, don’t be a bitch, I could be arrested for this."
"I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it."
"I don’t do boyfriends."
"I just like making people feel uncomfortable. Makes me feel better."
"I know you were screwing her."
"I like you. You’re more than sex. More than sex, you’re something more."
"I’m done with your crazy."
"I’ve been staring at the walls for like three days. I need company, otherwise I might go all red rum on your ass. Although, something tells me you might be into that."
"I’m a bit worried you’re a sex addict."
"I’m a cheater yes, and a slut, and a bad person, and now a murderer. Judge me if you want, just do it while we’re carrying the damn body."
"Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?"
"Isn’t your ass tired?"
"Just don’t lie to me. If one more man lies to me, I swear to God…"
"Like I’d ever wanna screw you."
"So I made a porno, so what? Everyone makes one these days."
"Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning."
"That’s how you like your mistresses, huh? Weak, broken, messes that you just clean up."
"The only one with boy problems is you."
"Wait, you`re gay?"
"We all had to do things tonight that we didn’t want to do."
"We’re young, red-blooded american males."
"Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here."
"Why is your penis on a dead girl’s phone?"
"You two need a room?"
"You’re a liar. At this point, that’s all I know for sure."
"See, sexting pays off."
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27. IS REPEAT SEX WITHOUT EMOTIONAL ATTATCHMENT POSSIBLE FOR YOU?
Her eyebrows raise in consideration, wondering whether or not she could. She's someone who aims for the long-term, not a one night stand, but she always wondered if she could. Repeat sex, it'd be some sort of relationship, would it not? Perhaps one that was based on pleasure more than actually going the distance. Gosh, it'd have to be better than a one-night-stand, musn't it! ❝ ——— I'm not entirely sure. ❞ Liesel often thought she'd slink away with shame when her 'partner' was asleep, but truth-be-told, she'd fall asleep faster than the other girl would and she'd be the annoying one-night-stand who wouldn't go away. ❝ I suppose it would be less complicated than going out with someone. fuck 'em and run ! ❞