SAILING MY SHIPS THROUGH A SEA OF THNEEDS

M!A/Status: None Hi there! Can I help you? My name is Anna and I'll be your tour guide through all this crazy! Please enjoy your stay! :p If you wanna talk, don't be shy! I have plenty of downtime during Mister Once-ler's meetings, so I'd be plenty grateful for a little entertainment. It'd save me from reading anymore cracked out fanfics at least...>_> Currently the secretary for Split Personality Once-ler If you want me to see something, tag it #AnnaCliche. If it's something to do with work, tag it #Split'sSecretary and I'll be sure to get to it asap!

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

(no ai even on my onceler blog tumblr!!!!!!!!)

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[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

I STILL LOVE AND MISS ALL OF YOU

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

-flicks his hat playfully as she grabs some paperwork off his desk-

*he was so absorbed in his work that it caught him by surprise* Ms. Anna?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*he flinched, glancing at her in bewilderment* Ms. Anna, they’re trees. Nobody owns them so you can’t ‘steal’ them.

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she tilts her head at him curiously, kinda like she’s analyzing him. A small smirk starts to form on her face, until it”s a full blown mischievous grin, a hint of danger hiding at the corners of her mouth. Almost like a challenge- So what, you think you’re gonna drive your little weedwhacker things over there, start cutting down trees, and no one will make a fuss because they’re “public property?” -she does her best not to chuckle at her boss’ naivity, but she did use air quotes. She really hoped he had a better plan than that-

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*he pouted just briefly at the way she worded that before replying simply* Isn’t that what I did here? *he frowned, clearly she didn’t understand what he was getting at here* No one’s going to make a fuss because there’s no one to make a fuss. The Truffula Valley is typically in the middle of nowhere with no one in it.

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she raised an eyebrow- I hope you're right. For your sake at least. Greedler's get their titles for a reason, you know, and you should know from your past experiences with some of them that they can be violent.

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

-flicks his hat playfully as she grabs some paperwork off his desk-

*he was so absorbed in his work that it caught him by surprise* Ms. Anna?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*frowns* I wouldn’t call it their ‘territory’. Not every valley is being used.

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

But some of them are. -she looked at him intently, with a hint of surprise in her eyes. She carefully glanced around before leaning closer to him- …Are you gonna steal their valleys from them?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*he flinched, glancing at her in bewilderment* Ms. Anna, they’re trees. Nobody owns them so you can’t ‘steal’ them.

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she tilts her head at him curiously, kinda like she's analyzing him. A small smirk starts to form on her face, until it''s a full blown mischievous grin, a hint of danger hiding at the corners of her mouth. Almost like a challenge- So what, you think you're gonna drive your little weedwhacker things over there, start cutting down trees, and no one will make a fuss because they're "public property?" -she does her best not to chuckle at her boss' naivity, but she did use air quotes. She really hoped he had a better plan than that-

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

-flicks his hat playfully as she grabs some paperwork off his desk-

*he was so absorbed in his work that it caught him by surprise* Ms. Anna?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

Aha, something like that… Expanding our resources anyway. *the maps were of truffula valleys, specifically other truffula valleys*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she peers closer- Are those…more truffula valleys? As in, other Onceler territory?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*frowns* I wouldn’t call it their ‘territory’. Not every valley is being used.

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

But some of them are. -she looked at him intently, with a hint of surprise in her eyes. She carefully glanced around before leaning closer to him- ...Are you gonna steal their valleys from them?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

-flicks his hat playfully as she grabs some paperwork off his desk-

*he was so absorbed in his work that it caught him by surprise* Ms. Anna?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*pouts briefly* Oh, you know. Just… stuff. *there were currently a series of maps spread out over his desk*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she leans over to get a better look- Maps? Are we expanding?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

Aha, something like that… Expanding our resources anyway. *the maps were of truffula valleys, specifically other truffula valleys*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she peers closer- Are those...more truffula valleys? As in, other Onceler territory?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

-flicks his hat playfully as she grabs some paperwork off his desk-

*he was so absorbed in his work that it caught him by surprise* Ms. Anna?

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

(HI!!!!!!! =D)

Hey Mr. Workaholic. I bet I could’ve actually stolen that precious hat of yours and you wouldn’t have even noticed. What are you working on so intently?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*pouts briefly* Oh, you know. Just… stuff. *there were currently a series of maps spread out over his desk*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she leans over to get a better look- Maps? Are we expanding?

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

-flicks his hat playfully as she grabs some paperwork off his desk-

*he was so absorbed in his work that it caught him by surprise* Ms. Anna?

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

(HI!!!!!!! =D)

Hey Mr. Workaholic. I bet I could've actually stolen that precious hat of yours and you wouldn't have even noticed. What are you working on so intently?

[pinejaysong]

neither of them is actually gay

i whisper angrily as i close out yet another tab of slashfic

they both have genuine emotional, romantic, and sexual attractions to women in canon

and genuine emotional, romantic, and sexual relationships with women

so unless you have a damn good theory about how they were faking that the entire time

they’re not gay

they’re bisexual

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

#oh my god same though like#when people just make characters gay even though they’ve had canon hetero love interests or whatever like#why#you dont have to do this#there is actually a sexuality specifically for these people#it is not gay#it is bi#they are bisexual#why this (via savingsergeantbarnes)

your tags are just so spot on [sobs into hands]

the casual bi/pan erasure in fandom is so frustrating

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

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-HUGS YOU- =P

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

hi

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

HAApPYY -hiccup- NEw YEAr BOSsMaAAAN!!!!! -hugs and kisses, standing on her tiptoes and wobbling-

H-hey…! Happy New Year’s, Ms. Anna. Are you uh, are you ok? *he was pretty sure he’d never seen her drunk before*

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*he just sort of patted her back awkwardly* Um, thanks, Ms. Anna. It’s… it’s no problem. But you probably need to rest, so… *starts trying to wiggle out of the hug*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

Mmkkaayy yeah…sleepy…-she starts moving away from him but ends up falling asleep on his shoulder- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

Ms. Anna…? Oh. Ok, that’s… fine. Uh… *He glanced around before managing to pick her up. Maybe it would be better just to let her sleep here. Wouldn’t have to worry about getting her car back to her that way.*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

Zzzzzzzz...-she sighs and turns a bit. She's out cold-

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

HAApPYY -hiccup- NEw YEAr BOSsMaAAAN!!!!! -hugs and kisses, standing on her tiptoes and wobbling-

H-hey…! Happy New Year’s, Ms. Anna. Are you uh, are you ok? *he was pretty sure he’d never seen her drunk before*

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*he took the keys, holding onto them* I’ll just take you home, ok? How’s that? Just please don’t panic… *he bit his lip, not liking her distressed look*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-her eyes quickly changed to dramatic adoration- Oh my gosh, Split, you’re the best BOSS EVERRRR -hugs him and starts to cry-

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*he just sort of patted her back awkwardly* Um, thanks, Ms. Anna. It’s… it’s no problem. But you probably need to rest, so… *starts trying to wiggle out of the hug*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

Mmkkaayy yeah...sleepy...-she starts moving away from him but ends up falling asleep on his shoulder- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

HAApPYY -hiccup- NEw YEAr BOSsMaAAAN!!!!! -hugs and kisses, standing on her tiptoes and wobbling-

H-hey…! Happy New Year’s, Ms. Anna. Are you uh, are you ok? *he was pretty sure he’d never seen her drunk before*

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

Because… because I’m your boss and I said so. *he just decided reasoning with her probably wasn’t going to work anyway and continued to hold his hand out expectantly*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she stares at his hand with puppy eyes but raises her keys anyway- But…but how do I get home without my keys, Split?????? -she looked legit distressed and confused-

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

*he took the keys, holding onto them* I’ll just take you home, ok? How’s that? Just please don’t panic… *he bit his lip, not liking her distressed look*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-her eyes quickly changed to dramatic adoration- Oh my gosh, Split, you're the best BOSS EVERRRR -hugs him and starts to cry-

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

HAApPYY -hiccup- NEw YEAr BOSsMaAAAN!!!!! -hugs and kisses, standing on her tiptoes and wobbling-

H-hey…! Happy New Year’s, Ms. Anna. Are you uh, are you ok? *he was pretty sure he’d never seen her drunk before*

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

D-do what? You’re not driving, I’ll just, uh… Give me your keys. *he held his hand out, trying his best to look stern*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

Whhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy??? -she gave him a wide eyed, innocent look. She honestly didn’t know what was wrong. This was the first time she’d been drunk since her emotions turned on, so she was completely clueless on how being it actually worked-

[ask-split-personality-once-ler]

Because… because I’m your boss and I said so. *he just decided reasoning with her probably wasn’t going to work anyway and continued to hold his hand out expectantly*

[liesgreedmiserywakeup]

-she stares at his hand with puppy eyes but raises her keys anyway- But...but how do I get home without my keys, Split?????? -she looked legit distressed and confused-