Fall in Love

Simply a conglomeration of me. Enjoy!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[itssorelatable]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The best relationship is where they both think that they’re out of the other’s league

[automatic-body]

[oneofthosecrazycatladies]

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[sunfortune]

“NO BAN, NO REGISTRY, FUCK WHITE SUPREMACY”

[aurora-cormier-deactivated20240]

[sunfortune]

“I-L-L-E-G-A-L, THIS SHIT IS ILLEGAL!!”

[fiery-skyline]

[ayymoshimoshi]

[bookmania]

Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter And The Philosophers Stone (via bookmania)

[lasshoe]

new girl text posts

inspired by

[floolie]

My grandpa was in a gang called the “pretty boys” and they had leather jackets with “pretty boys” studded on the back. They didn’t even do anything they just stood around and looked pretty. My only sure goal in life is to keep this legacy alive

[fag]

*texts my bf Happy fathers day*

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[zuiirrp-deactivated20230524]

BDSM

boys don’t satisfy me

[acoolsuggestion]

*At my future wedding*: “Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband” Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

[life-is-popcorn]

me, dying and going to the underworld: hey hades can i pet your dog

[serotnin]