Too Long For My Mind

Loud bark. Deep bite. 29. She/they .

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street

[gene-ceo]

OCD should really be less known as the ‘clean and tidyness’ disorder and much more known as the ‘every decision you ever make feels like you’re being held at gunpoint’ disorder

[life-lifeisalongtime]

Personal trainer asked if I was ok over text and I started crying at work!

[riotgrrrlgerardway]

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

[laterkiss]

i am like the breadloser of the family

[sulkyselkie-deactivated20220813]

Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

[fairycosmos]

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[knownqueerbaiter]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[killyridols]

plastic/sock by talia chetrit, 2016, inkjet print 15 × 11.2 inches (censored for tumblr guidelines)

[prisonhannibal]

went outside and it was warm again. does the torture never end

[jayyyneotai-deactivated20260726]