just a dog and a blog

"woof" lol

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yolo's a rapper, right?

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i spelled genius wrong "woof"

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Oh, so after everything I've done for you, you just decide to get up and move without warning me. WHY!?

i'm a cowboy... cowdog... dogboy

i have to travel where the warm scent of apple pie takes me 

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will you marry me woof

sorry my heart belongs to the creator of shake n bake

but we can still be friends

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Hi there Biskit. I was curious... erm, are your eyes white? It doesn't sound like you're blind or anything... so I'm just curious.

when i was a pup i covered my eyeballs in whipped cream and i guess it washed out my pupils

totally worth it though

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

oh!

one time this human boy moved into my town

he was really strange. he would disappear for months at a time and then come back like nothing happened! he didn't say much but boy did he smell like lemon!

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you can ask questions now but NO BULLYING

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