Leni's Not So Awesome Blog

22. Norwegian.

[sovietunions]

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

[catchymemes]

[towritecomicsonherarms]

[mochiiprincesa-deactivated20181]

Literally the cutest thing ever lmao

[vvant-deactivated20230531]

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

[evilrashida]

BITCH

[antiandrogen]

ASHGHSFGDSASFF

[mxnrique]

who is running that twitter lmfao

[welele]

Mientras tanto en un proceso de selección de Podemos…

[starwarsgraphictee]

H…how does it know?

[ruinedchildhood]

[2000ish]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[90scartoons]

[memescomedy]

[ithelpstodream]

[teenagerposts]

your little sister is a serial killer

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang

[ensoua]

*asexual laughter*

[sumireko-usami-deactivated20151]

*homosexual laughter*

[zimzlym]

*bisexual considerate muttering* 

[pragnificent]

*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*

[stephendann]

*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”

[norvicensiandoran]

The last one forced my reblog tbh.

[ruinedchildhood]

Kate Winslet And Stephen Fix The Ending To ‘Titanic’

[tokays]

Do Home Depot employees ever wonder what the customers’ projects are? More specifically, do they wonder about mine?

[followthebluebell]

One of my brothers works at Home Depot and the other works at Ace.  I can confirm that they DO wonder.

“So this customer just… went in and bought every single tube of silicone we had.  It wasn’t many, to be fair, but then they also bought a bunch of dirt.  They were really fussy about the TYPE of soil too.”

“They’re a reptile keeper and they’re making a new vivarium.  I can guarantee it.  Ask them what species they keep next time.  I want to know.”

(a few weeks later)

“They keep crested geckos.”